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The Meat Puzzle


Synopsis:
A "meat puzzle" starts when Ducky identifies the pieces of three bodies that were stuffed inside a barrel few months ago. They turn out to be bodies of a sheriff and a prosecutor that worked with Ducky on a rape case 10 years ago. Gibbs believes that Ducky might be the next victim, so he orders the team to keep him and his mother safe. Even so, Ducky gets kidnapped, and now the team must find him before it's too late.

Episode Recap:

A barrel is spilled by workmen: body parts emerge.

As Ducky and Mr. Palmer work on reassembling three bodies from the small bits from the barrel, Ducky notices something odd. He calls Mr. Palmer, but gets no response. He realized that Mr. Palmer is wearing ear buds and listening to loud music as he works at a table neaby. Ducky removes the ear buds and addresses Mr. Palmer as "a serious student of anatomy. You are a serious student of anatomy, aren't you?" He asks Mr. Palmer to look at a portion of the Body #1 puzzle and identify what is odd about it. Mr. Palmer correctly identifies the fact that the body part placed in the thumb position is, in fact, a big toe. Ducky asks why the big toe is placed with the hand, and Mr. Palmer quickly explains that it was placed correctly. Body #1 had lost a thumb sometime in life to some sort of accident, and had a big toe sewn on in its place. Ducky is visibly rattled by this news. He has a flashback to someone's hand on a table, with a big toe instead of a thumb.

As Ducky prepares to leave, Mr. Palmer excitedly, and not too coherently, tries to express his seriousness as a would-be ME, his respect for Ducky, his desire to learn everything possible.... Ducky is getting more and more anxious through this ramble, and finally snaps, "Jimmy!" to encourage him to get to his point. Jimmy's point, it turns out, is that he actually does know the difference between a big toe and a thumb. Ducky acknowledges this with a thumbs up and heads quickly for the elevator to let Gibbs know that Ducky knows who Body #1 is. This leaves Jimmy behind in autopsy to reflect happily on the fact that "he called me Jimmy."

Ducky tells Gibbs that he believe Body #1 is a prosecutor who Ducky worked with a few times on various cases. The Giblets go to work to look up the prosecutor's status - and he has been missing for 8 months. The turn to the other key players in the cases in question and find that a particular judge from one of those cases also went missing, 7 months ago. Ducky now knows exactly which case is in play. A medical examiner wannabe, washed out of school, was accused of attempted rape and murder of a female officer. The evidence against him was circumstantial, but Ducky's testimony convinced the jury, and Victor Hanlan went off to prison. Ducky realizes that it is no coincidence that those bodies turned up at a military hospital in his jurisdiction. The killer intended for him to find them.

Gibbs becomes worried when it becomes apparent that Ducky is the next target. Gibbs assigns the team to protect Ducky at his home with his mother: DiNozzo gets the day shift and ends up becoming an expert on the art of marshaling corgi dogs. Mrs Mallard is convinced he is a gigolo. He is desperate for Kate to take over the minder duties. More barrels get delivered to his house: the jury foreman is in them.

Gibbs and team trace the barrels to a former machinist mate 1st class, who was on board the Forrestal, who runs a metal scrap dealership, but he is not the baddie.

When Ducky comes home for the evening, Kate takes the night shift. Ducky normally sleeps upstairs but Mrs Mallard sleeps downstairs: however, Ducky chooses to sit up all night. He falls asleep in his chair. Kate hears dogs barking out the back of the beautiful mansion that is Ducky's home: Kate goes to the back garden, gun drawn but finds Mrs Mallard with a dog. She persuades the lady to return to the house with the dog but eventually Mrs Mallard points out that it is not her dog: it is not a corgi. Kate rushes back into the house, but kidnappers have taken Ducky. Kate fears Gibbs' wrath for falling for the trick but Gibbs apologizes and says it is his fault: two people to protect means there should have been two agents doing the protecting. Kate protected Mrs Mallard, so the baddies got Ducky.

The team is puzzled, because the prime suspect, (the villain who was incarcerated) was supposed to have died in a car accident a few years ago: but his family are all creepily into death: the brother stuffs animals, the parents embalm people at their funeral home, so the team turn their attention to the villain's ultra creepy mother.

The taxidermist brother is interrogated and cracks under pressure: Villain Victor did not die in an accident: creepy mother pulled out Victor's teeth and glued them into the mouth of a car crash victim who was meant to be processed at the family funeral home.

Gibbs and the team decide that Ducky is being held at the funeral home: they wait until they see lights going on, then rush the house: but cannot find the mother or Ducky. They pressure the wimpy Dad, who points out the door to the embalming room. They rush in, just in time to untie Ducky's hands so that Ducky can pull out the drain from his neck, which was to exsanguinate Ducky. We see his viscous red liquid running out of his neck, through a tube, into a drain channel in the embalming table, to a bucket below. Ducky did not look happy. Creepy Mother and Villain Victor were going to embalm Ducky, alive. Because the team were so busy saving Ducky, Victor, unable to stand the idea of going to prison, was able to grab a scalpel and cut his own throat, in front of creepy mother. Serves her right.



New Character Development / Insights:
  • They'll all do anything for Ducky even if it's corral Corgis and explain something 600 times to Mrs. Mallard.
  • Yes, Ducky can get scared.
  • This episode is the first time Ducky calls Mr. Palmer "Jimmy." Jimmy is very happy about this, even though he had to annoy an already frazzled Ducky to get there.

Funny Moments:
  • Ducky's mother mistakes Tony for a furniture moving Italian gigolo, and then forgets who he is and threatens him due to her dementia.
  • Mrs. Mallard wishes to see Kate's underwear to determine "her intentions"
  • Tony is coerced by Mrs. Mallard into playing stylist to the corgis. When Kate takes over, he informs her that his current blowdry client is Contessa. And "Contessa likes it rough."
  • The visit to the taxidermist brother's home, where he stuffs animals. He has a panda but points out that, because they are protected species, it is actually a pretend one, made up of other animals that are dyed to look right. Died and dyed again. Tony behaves inappropriately, as you would expect him to.
  • Ducky to Gibbs after his rescue: 'What kept you?' That is what Sean Connery said in Goldfinger when the CIA disarmed the bomb in the Fort Knox Gold vault.
  • Kate is upset because her date was Tony's Fraternity brother and told him what they did and Kate is really blowing her top at Tony.


Trivia:
  • Kate asks Gibbs what Ducky looked like when he was younger, to which Gibbs replies, "Ilya Kuryakin". David McCallum is best known for the role of Illya Kuryakin in "The Man from U.N.C.L.E."



Recurring Cast: Guest Starring:
  • Brian Dietzen (Jimmy Palmer)
  • Nina Foch (Mrs. Victoria Mallard)
  • Morgan Weisser (Vincent Hanlan)
  • Pat Healy (Jonathan Hanlan)
  • Holmes Osborne (Fred Hanlan)
  • Lee Garlington (Mary Hanlan)
  • Dave Shalansky (Delivery Man)
  • Jesse D. Goins (Jeffrey Wilson)
Written By: Directed By:
  • Frank Military
  • Thomas J. Wright




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