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MargyW: Then you add the onions and garlic and sautee for about 20 minutes....
Sorgiña: Don't tell me you forgot to bring that Armagnac I like...
MargyW: (Frog) Are you sure that Madame Jenny would go on a date with me?
Sorgiña: (Ducky) How could she fail to refuse a suave debonnair gentleman like yourself!
SilverStar48: "Rene', I wish you would reconsider your decision. Airline food just isn't what it used to be."
MargyW: This older woman who finds me attractive, Victoria Mallard, how much older than me did you say she was?
NCISlover161: ' So what is it about this 'Anthony DiNozzo' that Ziva David likes?'
Abbiefan1: Don't you Frenchmen ever put your arms in the sleeves of your overcoat?
Sorgiña: (Frog) Mon ami, why don't you finish that story which has such a je ne ce quois quality.
MargyW: One thing has always puzzled me, Dr Mallard, why do they call them French Fries when they are an American invention?
MargyW: I see... this is most interesting, Dr Mallard, can you cook escargot the same way?
Sorgiña: (Ducky) Actually, I was thinking more in the line of frog's legs (Frog) Mon dieu! you English really are barbarians! I can assure you wouldn't want to eat my legs, Dr. Mallard.
SilverStar48: (Ducky) No, No, Rene! You're supposed to be looking at your tie, I'm doing shadow puppets! This one is a dog. Can you see it?
Sorgiña: (Ducky) Don't worry, death was instantaneous.
MargyW: (Ducky) You make a lateral incision just below the navel...
Sorgiña: (Frog) You sure that's authentic Chateaubriand? (Ducky) Should be for the price.
MargyW: (Ducky) Can I interest you in some saucy French postcards? (Frog) Have you got any naughty British seaside postcards?
MargyW: (Frog) I cannot understand, my dear Dr Mallard, how the Americans can be so enamoured of this junk food. (Ducky) Neither can I Rene. Nothing quite beats duck a l'orange.
Stefunny1189: (Ducky) Well, the force is really midichlorians in the blood stream, you see... (Frog) Ooooooh, NOW I get it!
Ziva.and.Abby.Rock: (Ducky) You see, it reminds me of a time back in Scotland Yard........ (Frog) Ooohhh here we go.....
MargyW: (Ducky) I haven't known many Frenchmen.... I knew this Russian once, he was a spy... his name was Illya something or other.
princessjoey630: You really think this hat makes my head look big?
stacefubar: (Ducky) Rene, I'd like you to meet my friend, Winston. He's very shy... (Rene) Okay, this man is a loon.
bourbon_bonbon: (Frog) Ah, yes, Ducky, I see! That piece of gum does rather look like the shape of Carthage. (Ducky) I told you! Now, when Hannibal crossed it with his elephants...
ZivaAbbyMedrano8605: (Ducky) So I was wondering if you have that lovely woman's number? (Rene) Ummmm I don't know let me check



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NCISJess: (Gibbs) Do We Know If Tony's Recoverd Duck? (Ducky) No..Ziva Punched him through the wall and we found him past the Police Line... (Palmer) She Punched Him That Far?? Woah.....? (Gibbs) Guys.....get down...she;s not done yet...(Ducky) Bloody Monthlys (Palmer) Huh??/ (Ducky) Never Mind.....
MargyW: How long do you think it'll take you to put it all back together again, Duck?
Sorgiña: (Ducky) "Nice view from there Jethro?" (Gibbs) "Yeah! you brought the tea and coffeemaker with you?"
MargyW: (Ducky) Mr Palmer has my luggage, but it looks like the hotel has been blown to heck.
SilverStar48: Ya' know, if you look at this from the right spot, it doesn't look so bad.
MargyW (follow on from SilverStar48): (Gibbs) You could probably say the same for Baghdad, Duck.
MargyW: (Ducky) You know, this reminds of the time....
Abbiefan1: (Gibbs) Darn, that was my favorite Starbucks
#1hotchfan: So what are you waiting for Palmer, get to work!"
Sorgiña: (Gibbs) Well Duck, which of us tells DiNozzo about the death of his car? (Ducky) You Jethro, I'll just stand by with the first aid kit.
MargyW: (Ducky) Did you remember to bring the vacumn cleaner Mr Palmer?
Sorgiña: (Ducky) You know Jethro it's advisable to wear sunglasses on a day like today
MargyW: Got tell ya, Duck, that's one hell of a jigsaw puzzle.
Sorgiña: (Ducky) Ever played jacks, Jethro? Back in Scotland we used to use the small knuckle bones, it was great fun
MargyW: That's one heck of a sewer pipe explosion!
Sorgiña: You're gonna need goggles and breathing equipment to get any where close.
NCISlover161; (Gibbs) 'Palmer I want Abby to have all the evidence in an hour' (Jimmy) 'WHAT sir!' (Ducky) ' Now Jimmy what have I told you about annoying Special Agent Gibbs?' (Jimmy) 'Ummm he has a lot of contacts AND he knows Ziva David' (Ducky) 'exactly!'
silmann13: 'You're two are so late Duck, there is nothing left of our body'
NCISlover161:' This is terrible Ducky' 'Thats why I never wanted to work at EOD!'
Sorgiña: Erm Duck!, somebody's stolen the corpse
NCISlover161: (carry on from Sorgina's) Gibbs 'God darn the FBI'
Sorgiña (carrying on from NCISlover161's) Ducky "Amen!"
Sorgiña: (Gibbs) Are going to help Fornell get out of there, or what? (Ducky) Personally, I'd leave him there Jethro
MargyW: (Ducky) What happened Jethro? (Gibbs) It's what happens when the poop hits the fan, Duck.
MargyW: (Palmer) Man, that must have been one heck of a party!
Stefunny1189: Starbucks... we barely knew yee.
Ziva.and.Abby.Rock: (Palmer) Eerrrmm...Doctor Mal.... (Ducky) Shush Mr Palmer We're trying to see what everyone is staring at! (Palmer) Well the black pile of burned mass in the middle of the road is definitely not the culprit.
princessjoey630: (Gibbs) DiNozzo! What have I said about eating curry?
stacefubar: (Gibbs thinking) I don't know whether to cry about this or laugh at Palmer. Seriously, someone should tell him that he just can't pull off the gumboots like Ducky can.
North_of_Border: I think you might need a spatula for this one Ducky.
bourbon_bonbon: (Gibbs) Duck, did you just wake up this morning and decide, Today I'm going to wear my Wellies?
Mulchahy: by the looks of it I'd say he's dead Jethro. Well yeah Duck, tell me something I don't know. (Ducky) Abby got a new tatoo of your name.

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Sorgiña: Boss, are you sure we're going in the right direction?
Gibblet14: Tony: Boss, what are we doing? Gibbs: Walking to the dramatic music and looking into the camera. Tony: Then can I be in front? (Gibbs stare) Tony: Never mind, I'm good here boss! (Ziva smiles)
ncisgal1994: "(Gibbs) Would You two just get a room already" "(Tony)Permission to break rule #12 boss?!" "(Ziva) This reminds me of that scene out of Deep Six..." "(Gibbs) The next person to mension the damn book will be Deep Sixed by me...GO!"
MargyW: Hey Boss, this reminds me of Gunfight at the O. K. Corral.
Sorgiña: Hey, Tony, wait till he realises it's Hollis Mann waiting for him, and not that redhead at the coffee shop
MargyW: Tony, you are going to be in so much trouble when Gibbs realises you have put a "Kick Me" notice on his back.
MargyW: Can anyone else hear the theme music from "The Good, the Bad and the Ugly"?
MargyW: Hey Boss, when I said I'd follow you to hell and back, I didn't mean it literally!
Sorgiña: How much further Gibbs? I'm hungry (stomach rumbling loudly)
Sorgiña: (Ziva) Fornell's going to be hissed, when he sees Gibbs isn't alone, yes? (Tony): It's pissed, Zee-Vah, and that's Gibbs' intention
Scorpio-lady: (Gibbs thinking...) I must be insane to feel safe when these two wing-nuts say, "We have your back covered, Boss"!
Sorgiña: (Tony) "Boss, must have got laid last night, he's smiling" (Gibbs) "You say somethin' DiNozzo" (Tony) "Yeah! Look like you had a good night's sleep" (Gibbs) "Jealous DiNozzo?"
MargyW: Are we there yet?
Sorgiña: (Ziva) "So Tony, Gibbs is getting hatched for the 5th time, yes? (Tony) "It's hitched Zee-Vah, and no, that was an in-joke between the Boss and Ducky" (Ziva) "Why in-joke and not out-joke Tony?" (Tony) "Boss, care to enlighten the lady?"
MargyW: Will you two bozos shut up? We're supposed to be sneaking around here.
Sorgiña: (Tony + Ziva) Hi-Ho, Hi-Ho, it's off to work we go.......
SilverStar48: (Tony) Boss, didn't we already pass this spot ... we're going in circles!!
Abbiefan1: (Gibbs) Ziva, are you looking where I think you're looking?
#1hotchfan: I heard that DiNozzo!
Sorgiña: (Gibbs) Where did you say, you left the car Ziva? (Tony) Looks like Miss Mossad forgot to lock the car again
Sorgiña: (Gibbs) Follow my pace please! I had a good job and I left, left, left, right, left, left, right, and then I joined the Marines (should be Army - but seeing as how it's Gibbs!), and I left, left, left, right, left
Sorgiña: (Tony) Don't you think you should call McGeek and ask for instructions 'cuz I can't see any signs of a party around here, and we've been walking for 2 hours, not that I'm complaining but Miss Mossad decided to wear her high heels today
NCISlover161: (Gibbs) 'Are you two done?' (Tony) 'What boss?' (Ziva) ' I think he's refering to rule twelve?' (Tony) 'Oh boss me and Ziva really there is nothing.. (Gibbs) ' Then how do you explain the kissing in the back of the van?' (Tony and Ziva) 'Ummm boss there's something we need to tell you!'
silmann13: 'You two ever pull a stunt like that again and I'll kill you myself!'
Sorgiña: (Tony) Hey Boss we just passed a sign that said 'danger! army manoeuvres in progress' (Gibbs) And what do you want me to say DiNozzo? (Tony) Like maybe we ought to duck for cover before that bazooka hits us bang on
MargyW: Look, just because Gibbs is in Johnny Cash mode doesn't mean we have to 'walk the line' with him!
NCISlover161: Tony 'Cos these boots are made for walking and...'SHUT THE HELL UP DINOZZO!'
Abbiefan1:(Following Silverstar48)
-- (Tony) I still say we passed the place two blocks back.
MargyW: Ummmm, Boss, what are we looking for, again?
MargyW: Tony (singing) Hey Babe, take a walk on the wild side.
Sorgiña: (Tony singing again) Mademoiselle from Parmentier, parlez-vous? (Gibbs) There's a lady present Tony (DiNozzo) Where Boss? (headcuff) OW! (Gibbs) Gonna have to talk seriously to Ducky about teaching you raunchy WWI songs
Sorgiña (continuing from above): (DiNozzo) But Ducky said they were children's songs!!!
MargyW (following on from Sorgina): (Gibbs) I'm going to have a word with Ducky when we get back!
Sorgiña: (following on from MargyW): (Tony) "How about this one? Un elefante se balanceaba (Ziva joins in) sobre una tela de araña, y cuando él se veía que no se caía.... (Gibbs) Now THAT is a children's song!
Supergrl126301:[all thinking to themselves] (Ziva) "Abby is right, Gibbs is a silver haired fox." (Tony) "If only I had my overly priced but amazing Armani shades right now." (Gibbs) "Finally I can get more coffee."
MargyW: Underground, overground, wombling free....

Stefunny1189: There they are... Ocean's Three...
Ziva.and.Abby.Rock: (Ziva) What's he smiling at? (Tony) Careful Ziva he has eyes and ears everywhere. (Gibbs) I heard that.
princessjoey630: (Tony) Ew. Gibbs snapped one off. (Ziva) I know.
bourbon_bonbon: (Gibbs, thinking) Hope my coffee's still hot when we get back. (Ziva, thinking) He's got a great butt. (Tony, thinking) I love how I did my hair today.
ZivaAbbyMedrano8605: (Gibbs thinking) Wow so this is what it feels like to walk like a cowboy (Tony) wow I'm hungry (Ziva,thinking) why am I looking at Gibb's butt.



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bellswebster caption 2 ncis 0 Nov 23 2008, 5:36 PM EST by bellswebster
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look, i don't think the the name secret squirrel will earn you any respect .
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luvzivaluvncis Gibbs Ziva and Tont 0 Aug 10 2008, 1:38 AM EDT by luvzivaluvncis
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Oh i <3 the last one ; Ziva.and.Abby.Rock: (Ziva) What's he smiling at? (Tony) Careful Ziva he has eyes and ears everywhere. (Gibbs) I heard that.
thats funi
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