PARODY SONGS OF HUMOROUS INTENT
(link to 'having fun with a parody' in the poetry pages or to NCIS REUNION PARTY SONGBOOK)

Contents List: Scroll down to find songs on this page which include:

1. Goth chick/probie boy (to the tune of sk8ter boi by Avril Lavigne)
2. Boss Gibbs! (to the tune of "Top Cat!")
3. Sailing for Adventure in NCIS (to the tune of same name from Muppet Treasure Island)
4. Caff-Pow! (to the tune of "Let's do the Time Warp again" from the Rocky Horror Show)
5. "Since my team all left me I feel I've gone to hell: that Vance has sent my team to Cyber, Sea and Israel" (Gibbs sings to the tune of "Heartbreak Hotel")
6. Gibbs' Favourite Things (to the tune of "My Favourite Things" from Sound of Music)
7. Gibbs Says We're All Gonna Die (to the tune of "Mama We're All Gonna Die" by My Chemical Romance)
8. The NCIS History Song (to the tune of The Bold Gendarmes)
9. Abby's Lament ("I'm gonna buy a paper Gibbs that I can call my own, a Gibbs that other agents cannot steal")
10. Ducky's Ditty ("He hasn't got the damn plague" to the tune of "I could have danced all night" from My Fair Lady)
11. Gibbs' Catlike Tread (tune "With catlike tread, upon our prey we steal")
12. Ducky's Song ("I am the very model of a medical examiner" to tune "very model of a modern major general")
13. Probalicious
14. Blue "Blue (Gibbs Remix)"
15. Tony's Favourite Things (to the tune of My Favourite Things from The Sound of Music)
16. All Star
17. special agent man
18. Gibbs' Song for Abby (It's Alright Baby's Coming Back - The Eurythmics)
19. Ducky's Song (I'll Put You Together Again - Hot Chocolate)
20. Requiem (Stay - Shakespeare's Sister)
21. I love the whole (NCIS) World (Anyone who wants to help finish it, I would be honored to share! xD)

1. Goth Chick / probie boy to the tune of Avril Lavigne's Skater Boi By abbeysapprentice.
He was a boy
She was a girl
Can I make it anymore obvious?
She was a goth,
He was a probie,
Talkin’ about Abby and McGee!
She bowls with nuns,
He wrote a book,
And both their computer skills really cook!
But Tony said, she was wrong for him,
He didn’t have body art on his skin…
She was a go-oth chick,
He wouldn’t say “kiss me quick!”
He wants to protect her,
Like with the cyanide,
She felt the same inside,
In his book they almost marrieeeeed.

At NCIS, they work as one,
Together they get the job done.
She opens his book and takes a look,
Sees herself as someone else.
She calls up her friends, they all give a smile,
And start to read “Deep Six” for a while!
They’re in it as well, all of the team,
But she’s his star if you know what I mean!

She was a go-oth chick,
He wouldn’t to say “kiss me quick!”
He wants to protect her,
Like with the cyanide,
She felt the same inside,
In his book they almost married
She was a go-oth chick,
He’s too shy to say “kiss me quick!”
He wants to protect her,
Like with the cyanide,
She felt the same inside,
In his book they almost marrieeeeed

Maybe one day they’ll go out,
They did once, we know that now.
They are more than just good friends.
This is how the story ends.
Too bad Tony couldn't see...
See the man that boy could be.
There is more than meets the eye,
Abby sees the soul that is inside.
He's just a boy, and she’s just a girl.
Can I make it anymore obvious?
they are in love.
Haven't you heard how they rock each other's world?
she met the probie boy she said see ya later boy.
they’ll be in the lab after the case,
she'll be at the lab you know, reading the book he wrote
about a girl he used to know.
he met the probie boy she said see ya later boy..they’ll be in the lab after the case,
she'll be at the lab you know, reading the book he wrote
about a girl he use to know

2. Boss Gibbs by abbeysapprentice
to the tune of "TOP CAT!" (sung by Tony when slightly drunk and very bored.)

Boss Gibbs!
The most effectual Boss Gibbs!
Who's intellectual close friends get to call him Jethro,
But only jenny and ducky though. Boss Gibbs!
The indisputable leader of the gang.
He's the boss, he's a pip, he's the championship.
He's the big top Boss,
Boss Gibbs! Yes he's a chief, he's a king,
But above everything,
He's the big top Boss,
Boss Gibbs


3. Sailing for adventure in NCIS
to the tune of sailing for adventure from muppet treasure island.
Tony: When the course is laid and the anchor's weighed
his sailor's blood begins racing
with his boat sanded and his flag unfurled
We're under way and off to see the world.
All: Under way and off to see the world
Giblets: Hay ho we'll go.
Anywhere that Gibbs is calling!
McGee and Tony: Manly men, that’s us!
Giblets: Sailing for adventure in NCIS.
Gibbs: Careful now, McGee.
Let's not get sloppy just because we're singing.
Giblets: Danger walks the deck we say what the heck.
We laugh at the perils we're facing.
Tony: every bad guy we catch is it’s own reward.
McGee: And people die by falling overboard.
All: People die by falling overboard.
All: Hay ho we'll go.
Anywhere that Gibbs is calling,
it's N C I S (Draw out the I for better scanning).
Ziva: The naval criminal investigation service.
Ari: I love to see 'em cry when they walk the plank.
The Frog: I prefer to cut a throat.
Jenny: I love to hang 'em high and watch their little
feet try to walk in the air while their faces turn blue.
All Three: Just kidding! It's a good life on a boat.
Tony: There are distant lands with burning sands
that are full of bikinis.
McGee: I’ll write deep six about all we’ve seen.
Tony: he’ll write a book and get the royalties!
All: He’ll write a book and get the royalties.
Giblets: Hay ho we'll go,
anywhere that Gibbs is calling.
Ducky: Should have been a GP (draw out the p).
Gibbs: Sanding my boat and sailing away.
All: Sanding his boat and sailing away!
Abby: the mass-spec does whisper,
and Caff-Pows lie ahead!
Tony: I just know I was born to lead the life that Gibbs has led.
Gibbs: The stars will be our compass,
wherever we may roam,
and our mates will always be,
just like a family.
And though we may put into port the sea is always home.
Giblets: We’ll chase our dreams standing on our own.
Over the horizon to the great unknown.
Giblets: Hay ho we'll go.
Anywhere that Gibbs is calling .
Bold and brave that's us.
Sailing for adventure.
McGee: It's so nauseating...
Ziva: Sailing for adventure...
Tony: So exhilarating...
All: Sailing for adventure...
Palmer: Lee and I are celebrating...
All: in NCIS!
again, some lines may not scan exactly it helps if you draw out the syllables
( abbeysapprentice)


4 Caff-Pow!
to the tune of Time Warp from the Rocky Horror Picture Show.
Abbey Jenny DiNozzo McGee Ziva Ducky all.

I'm lucky, Gibbs is lucky, DiNozzo's lucky!

It's astounding, Gibbs is shouting,
Caffeine takes its toll,
But listen closely, not for very much longer,
I've got to keep control...
I remember, drinking a Caff-pow,
Drinking that beverage,
the caffeine would hit me,
Gibbs is still calling,
so lets drink a Caff-Pow again!
(Chorus)
It's just a plastic cup,
with a straw through the to-o-o-o-op.
with lots of ice inside,
they have de-caff too!
and it's the caffeine hit, that really drives me insaaaaane!
Lets drink a Caff-Pow agaaaaaiiin!
Lets drink a Caff-Pow agaaaaiiiin!

she's so crazy, without caffeine she's hazy,
she's so not lazy, no not at all.
with her Mass-spectrometer,
and my Corpse thermometer,
together, we'll solve all!
She's a cool goth chick,
who can punch and kick,
she has a hippo who knows how to fart.
she's cool but weird,
and by criminals she's feared.
(Chorus)
It's just a plastic cup,
with a straw through the top.
with lots of ice inside,
they have decaff too,
but it's the caffeine hit, that really drives us (me) insaaaaane!
Lets drink a Caff-Pow agaaaaaiiin!
Lets drink a Caff-Pow agaaaaiiiin!
well, I was walking along,
just a-having a think,
when a goth of a girl gave me the cutest wink,
it shook-a me up, it took me by surprise,
she had a web tattoo and linered eyes,
she stared at me and I know it's real,
I love her, that's how I feel!
(Chorus)
It's just a plastic cup,
with a straw through the top.
with lots of ice inside,
they have decaff too,
but it's the caffeine hit, that really drives us (me) insaaaaane!
Lets drink a Caff-Pow agaaaaaiiin!
Lets drink a Caff-Pow agaaaaiiiin!


some of the lines don't scan that well (especially Jenny's) but try and enjoy. abbeysapprentice.

Here is a funny animation of the elements song. Feel free to sing along!
http://www.privatehand.com/flash/elements.html


5 GIBBS AT THE HEARTBREAK HOTEL

Since my team all left me, I feel I've gone to hell,
That Vance has sent my crew to Cyber, Sea and Is-ra-el,
And I'll be scheming hard to get them
Back soon in my bullpen
They be brought back soon or I'll die

Jenny she was dying, It was so sad to see
I'll cover up her crimes as Ducky covers up for me
for we will
pretend she died at home and
lie about the bones of
that Russian killer from Par-ee

Our Abby's tears keep flowing
And Ducky's dressed in black
And Palmer's finding out his strength of purpose as we pack
up all the boxes and get moving
onto new arrangements
and keep the viewers hanging on

Oh Season 6 we need you
To start up straight away
Our wiki members are distressed and sanity has frayed
because those
naughty N-Kiss writers,
and their show producers
They just keep stringing us along

6 Gibbs' Favourite Things (to the tune of My Favourite Things, from the Sound of Music) (parody by Hoorooblue) VERSES 1-3: Boats in my basement that need lots of sanding Redheads in sports cars, Coffee without branding Abby's strange logic and Ducky's old tales Catching the crooks as we do without fail Transforming Ziva from killer to agent Headslapping Tony although I know he spent much of his free time on finding the clues (headslap's a way that I show "I like you") Probie's great talent for hacking computers Jenny's tight blouses that show off her hooters Sometimes I also like Jenny's fine mind (I'll take my pleasures where them I can find); CHORUS 1: I like bad guys who give reason to let me assert my alpha-male, macho, testosterone-fuelled ag- gression. ("MARINE!!! EAT DIRT!") VERSES 4-6: Cute little children with adult-like insight; Curious lab techs who go out on dark nights; Funny old Scotsmen with wonderful brains; Fornell's one-liners, And Elf-Lord's book fame. Tony's commitment to me as his leader; Ziva who never lets bad guys deceive her; Tim's total honesty, (such a rare thing!); Palmer who desperately tries to fit in. Patriot Act that put terrible stuff in the laws (gave me Gitmo to use when I'm bluffing!) My power now exceeds all that I ever dreamed Judge/jury/hangman? For me is routine! CHORUS 2: I like catching all the bad guys I like breaking rules But most of all I like the boats that I build Using only old hand tools.

7 The Villain's Lament: Gibbs Says We're All Gonna Die (parody by Hoorooblue) (based on My Chemical Romance's Mama (we're all gonna die) (warning: original contains strong language)) [Tony speaking to the Villains of NCIS: "You've all been very bad this season, So bad, that the only way you can atone for it is by putting your hands together and singing to us this song..."] Ducky, we all go to hell. Ducky, we all go to hell. We're here on your table, our stories to tell, Ducky, we all go to hell. Oh, well, now, Palmer, why do you think I died. Palmer, why did I have to die. Don't offer suggestions, on f'rensics rely, Palmer, why did I go and die? And when we go don't blame us, yeah. We'll let the fires just bathe us, yeah. N-Kiss has made me famous. You'll never let me go-oh-oh, 'Til all my secrets have been revealed to you. Gibbs says, we're all full of lies. Gibbs says, we're meant for the flies. And right now they're building a coffin our size, Gibbs says, we're all full of lies. Well Abby, what the lab did to my legs and to my tongue, You will have traced my DNA, I should've used a pair of gloves. If you could decode my phone signals They can track me down at once. You will have seen, I could have built a better bomb. And when we go don't blame us, yeah. We'll let the fires just bathe us, yeah. N-Kiss made us so famous. The viewers wrote this song. Gibbs said: "You don't dare to call me "Sir", For what you've done they're gonna pur- chase hell for you And just you mind your manners when you go. And now you're dead, don't return to haunt our Abbs." That's right. Gibbs says, we all go to hell. Or Gitmo will do just as well, It's really quite pleasant Except for the smell, Gibbs says, we all go to hell. 2 - 3 - 4 [2/4 time interlude] Ziva! Tony! Probie! Ohhh! Abby! Ducky! Jenny! Palm... [Liza Minelli:][3/4 time] And if you would call me your sweetheart, I'd maybe then sing you a song [Gerard Way:]</i> But the evil that I've done with this knife/poison/gun, You would cry out your eyes all along. We're damned after all. The N-Kiss a-gents brought our fall. And those that we kill just give others the will, To send us.. to hell evermore. We all carry on (We all carry on) When our brothers in arms are gone (When our brothers in arms are gone) So raise your glass high For tomorrow we die, Those N-Kiss agents win 'em all.

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8 THE HISTORY SONG (to the tune of the Bold Gendarmes) From the Halls of Montezuma to the shores of Tripoli You will always find us watching Gibbs' show N-Kiss on TV Because the show is mesmerising We keep on coming back for more {The writers strike was hard to take and actors had a little break but now they'll air new episodes The plot will thicken and a death seems likely to remove our breath in a two hour finale show. } From the halls of NCIS headquarters To the freeway in his car You will always know that Gibbs will be Thrice more scary than you are Because he has no fear of dying Yet he knows how to survive {He catches crooks (or shoots them dead) He stares at spooks (and they feel dread)} Our Gibbs is one true real tough guy Yet his team just love him so and to the jaws of hell they'll go They'll follow Gibbs until they die In Series 5 we now see Abby Showing us how much she cares She goes to bat to try and save a dog whose handler's death makes Gibbs despair Our Abby's gotta to do her science thing And find the evidence to save The dog from being labelled dangerous And being sent off to the grave In Series 4 we saw that Tony Fell in love with Jeanne, a girl Whose daddy kissed off Jenny royally By sending Jenny's dad to hell But in a plot so dark and twisty We saw that Jen's dad was alive But the Frog who cheesed off Jenny Really did not long survive.

In Series 3 we first met Ziva Whose brother really was insane And although she really loved him She shot and killed him all the same, Because he was a traitor willing To kill the women our Gibbs knew It was really oh so thrilling To watch and learn what Zee could do. In Series 2 we thought that Kate and Tone Would give Probie real nightmares As they taught him all the facts of life To make him lose his anxious cares But in the Twilight of this series Just when we thought that Kate was safe A man called Ari came and did her in (And the ratings sure were great) In Series 1 we first met all the gang And learned to love their little ways We had the hope that Tony might love Kate But those hopes were soon erased We met and loved our Duck and Abby Whose antics really left us charmed But the hero who soon won our hearts? His actor's surname starts with "Harm" This review of NCIS history Is very brief but accurate The show has risen in the ratings (Despite the critics' weird attacks) The people viewing on their tellies Doth know a good show when it's on. And we know we'll pine all summer When the last eps been and gone.

Below: songs that Tony and Abby made up, to be sung at the office party (Gibbs never attends. He is sanding his boat.)

9 Abby's Lament I'm gonna buy a paper Gibbs that I can call my own A Gibbs that other women cannot steal And then those naughty naughty flirts In their girly swirly skirts Will have to flirt with agents that are real. When I get to my lab, he will be waiting. He'll be the cutest Gibbs in all the world I'd rather have a paper Gibbs to call my own Than languish in this basement all a-lone.	(The original song that Abby adapted was Paper Doll) I'm gonna buy a paper doll that I can call my own A doll that other fellows cannot steal And then those flirty flirty guys with their flirty flirty eyes will have to flirt with dollies that are real When I get home at night, she will be waiting She'll be the truest doll in all the world I'd rather buy a paperdoll, to call my own Than have a fickle-minded real-life girl.
10 Ducky Ditty regarding "he hasnt had the damn plague" from 5.01 Bury your Dead. To tune of "I could have danced all night" from My Fair Lady. This body’s lungs are fine (I think it so divine I want to dance and sing for joy) I rush upstairs to tell The team that Tony’s well (The dead man’s not our boy) I really know I shouldn’t be excited When someone's life has been destroyed: I only know when he Proved to be plague-free I had to sing "he's no-o-o-o-ot our bo-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-oy!"	The original... I could have danced all night, I could have danced all night And still have begged for more I could have spread my wings and done a thousand things I'd never done before I'll never know what made it so exciting But all at once, my heart took flight I on-ly Know when he Began to dance with me I could have danced, danced, danced All night!

11 Gibbs' Catlike Tread With catlike tread, upon his prey he steals And silent dread, of his great wrath, we feel. No sound at all, he hardly says a word: The Gibbs footfall is something rarely heard So at our desks we meekly wait, so ready to investigate. Come N-Kiss ag-gee-ents, "Grab your gear" we're going to another showing, Of Gibbs' re-luctance to let any villain get away. Our leader knows the rules. (Some of them he made up just to make us wake up) We learn them off by heart, then break them each and every day. It makes him mad, (Ziva: it makes him mad) it makes him get the urge to slap our heads! But still we strive, (Ziva: but still we strive) and we survive, because we're N-Kiss feds We call Gibbs "boss", our leader and our friend, (Though sergeant-like, he never does unbend). He rarely laughs, but sometimes he half-smiles. His softest looks were reserved for his child. (McGee) His way with kids is hard to beat, but Abby too can get that treat Toughminded Ag-gee-ents, Quail at Gibbs' and Fornell Taking them to Fed hell, But their integrity is something we'd all like to share. They get on very well (Often they wont show it, But we agents know it) They like to act like b*** But we know they're pussy cats. When danger calls, (Tony: when danger calls) they first of all will keep us safe from harm. They'll break the rules, (Tony: they'll break the rules) and act like fools to make our foes dis-arm.

(Ziva) Gibbs' private life, we find fas-cin-a-ting. A red-haired wife, he's often col-lec-ting. His first wife died, (it was so very sad) The other wives all turned out to be bad. (McGee) His judgement, that so rarely fails, with redhaired girls goes off the rails (All) Though Gibbs is mean to us He shows his love to Abby, to her he's rarely crabby. Ducky's the good old friend who dares to speak his mind to Gibbs. Hol' Mann is now Gibbs' girl. (Tougher than a tiger but Gibbs is game to ride her.) She'll make him toe the line but it's a line that Gibbs will draw Director Jen- (McGee: Director Jen) -ny Shepard was the one who got away, She's now his boss (McGee: she's now his boss) and sees him almost every single day. We cannot wait (Tony: we cannot wait) To find out whether Gibbs will wed his Mann. She'll be his fourth (Tony: she'll be his fourth) ex-wife unless she doth him understand. You know we'll get (Ziva: you know we'll get) head slapped for singing this parodic song! yet Gibbs will say (Ziva: yet Gibbs will say) "Temper? Fie!" when from this stage we're gone. ["Temper? Fie!" means "temper? what temper?" and is a pun on 'semper fi'. If you dont like the pun, you can substitute "semper fi" - it makes sense, more or less].

By HOOROOBLUE adapted from "With Catlike Tread", Pirates of Penzance by Gilbert and Sullivan. To be sung by Ziva, McGee and Tony when they think Gibbs is not listening or at the next office party which Gibbs wont bother to attend anyway.

12 Ducky's Song

(by Hoorooblue, adapted from Gilbert & Sullivan)

TO BE SUNG BY DUCKY AT THE NEXT NCIS OFFICE PARTY AFTER HE HAS HAD A FEW TOO MANY DRAMS OF WHISKY.

(Fergalious parody by Hatman34)
13 Probalicious

Four, tres, two, uno

[DiNozzo]
Listen up ya'll, 'cause this is it
The beat that I'm bangin' is delicious

[Verse 1 - McGee]
Probalicious definition make them computers go loco
I want their answers so I get my records from their speed.
You could see me, you can't squeeze me.
I ain't easy, I ain't sleazy.
I got reasons why I tease 'em.
Keyboards just come and go like seasons.

[Hook 1]
Probalicious (so delicious)
But I ain't promiscuous.
And if you was suspicious,
All that crap is fictitious.
I blow kisses (mmmwwahhh)
That puts them girls on rock, rock.(DiNozzo) You wish
And they be lining down the block just to watch what I got (four, tres, two, uno)

[Chorus]
So delicious (it's hot, hot)
So delicious (I put them keyboards on rock, rock)
So delicious (they wanna taste of what I got)
I'm Probalicious (t-t-t-t-t-tasty, tasty)

[Verse 2]
Probalicious def-,
Probalicious def-,
Probalicious def- ["def" is echoing]
Probalicious definition make them suspects go crazy.
They always claim they know me,
Comin' to me call me Timmy (Hey, Timmy),
I'm the P to the R, O, B, the I, the E,
And can't no other agent put it down like me.

[Hook 2]
I'm Probalicious (so delicious)
My body stay vicious
I be up in the gym just working on my fitness
She's my witness (oooh, wee)
I put yo' girl on rock, rock(DiNozzo) She was looking at me
And she be lining down the block just to watch what I got (four, tres, two, uno)

[Chorus]
So delicious (it's hot, hot)
So delicious (I put them suspects on rock, rock)
So delicious (they wanna taste of what I got)
Probalicious (hold, hold, hold, hold, hold up, check it out)

[Abby]
Tim, Tim, Tim,
If you really want me,
Honey get some patience.
Maybe then you'll get a taste.
I'll be tasty, tasty,
I'll be laced with lacey.
It's so tasty, tasty,
It'll make you crazy.

[DiNozzo]
T to the Y, to the P E I Y - McGoo, you're typeie, T to the Y to the P E I E - McNerd, you're typeie
D to the E, to the L I C I O U S, to the D, to the E, to the, to the, to the, hit it Probie

[Rap - McGee]
All the time I turn around Suspects's gather round always looking at me up and down looking at my (uuhh)
I just wanna say it now - I ain't trying to round up drama, little mama I don't wanna take your crimamel.
And I know I'm coming off just a little bit conceited and I keep on repeating how they wanna eat it.
But I'm tryin' to tell, that I can't be treated like clientele
'Cause they say she...

[Hook 3]
Delicious (so delicious)
But I ain't promiscuous
And if you was suspicious
All that crap is fictitious
I blow kisses (mmmwwahhh)
That puts them suspects on rock, rock
And they be lining down the block just to watch what I got (got, got, got)

Four, tres, two, uno.
My body stay vicious,
I be up in the gym just working on my fitness,
She's my witness (oooh, wee).
I put yo' girl on rock, rock,(DiNozzo) She was looking at me
And she be lining down the block just to watch what I got (four, tres, two, uno)

[Chorus]
So delicious (aye, aye, aye, aye)
So delicious (aye, aye, aye, aye)
So delicious (aye, aye, aye, aye)
I'm Probalicious, t-t-t-t-t tasty, tasty
It's so delicious (aye, aye, aye, aye)
So delicious (aye, aye, aye, aye)
So delicious (aye, aye, aye, aye)
I'm Probalicious, t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t (aye, aye, aye, aye)

[DiNozzo]
T to the Y, to the P E I E - McGoo, you're tasty. T to the A, to the S T E Y - girl, you're tasty
T to the Y, to the P T E E - girl, you're tasty. T to the A, to the, to the (four, tres, two, uno)
T to the Y, to the P E I E - McGoo, you're typeie, to the
D to the E, to the L I C I O U S, to the D, to the E, to the, to the, to the (four, tres, two, uno)

T to the Y, to the P E I Y - McGoo, you're typeie T to the Y, to the P E I Y - McGoo, you're typeie T to the Y, to the P E I Y - McGoo, you're typeie T to the Y, to the, four, tres, two, uno
D to the E, to the L I C I O U S, to the D, to the E, to the L I C I O U S, to the
D to the E, to the L I C I O U S, to the D, to the E, to the, to the, to the, to the, to the.....


14 "Blue (Gibbs Remix)"
By Duckyfan and Hatman34

Yo listen up here's a story
About a brave guy that lives in a blue world
And all day and all night and everything he sees
Is just blue like him inside and outside
Blue his house with a blue little boat
And a blue bullet
And everything is blue for him and hisself
And everybody around
Cos he ain't got nobody to to headslap

I'm Gibbs da ba dee da ba die...

I have a blue house with a blue window.
Blue is the color of all that I wear.
Blue are the streets and all the trees are too.
I have 3 exs and they are so blue Blue are the people here in AFIS,
Blue like my bullet, it's in Voss’ head.
Blue are the boats I build and what I name them.
Blue are the feelings that live inside me.

I'm Gibbs da ba dee da ba die...

I have a blue house with a blue window.
Blue is the color of all that I wear.
Blue are the streets and all the trees are too.
I have 3 exs and they are so blue.
Blue are the people here in AFIS
Blue like my bullet, it's in Voss’ head.
Blue are the boats I build and what I name them.
Blue are the feelings that live inside me.

I'm Gibbs da ba dee da ba die...

Inside and outside blue his house
With the blue little window and a blue bullet
And everything is blue for him and hisself
And everybody around cause he aint got
Nobody to head slap

I'm Gibbs da ba dee da ba die...

I'm Gibbs (if I was DiNozzo I would die)


15. Tony's Favorite Things ("My Favorite Things" from The Sound of Music)
Parody by: Scorpio-lady
Girls in short dresses with hip-hugging sashes;
Hooters that stand out and long thick eyelashes;
Wet t-shirt contests in all of my Springs;
These are a few of my faorite things.

Big cream-filled doughnuts and Butterscotch toffee;
Six packs of Root Beer and sugar with coffee; (yes, he likes a little coffee with his sugar)
Cartons of noodles I take out from Mings;
These are a few of my favorite things.

Tacos with hot sauce and Barbecue Burgers;
Microwave popcorn and half shells of Oysters;
Family size Pizza and Buffalo Wings;
These are a few of my favorite things.

When my gut growls,
When my head stings,
When I'm feeling bad,
I simply remember my favorite things,
And then I don't feel so sad. (Burp!)

16 All star (I don't have a good name for it!)
by agentlucy

DiNozzo once told me
the world is gonna roll me
But I'm the sharpest tool in this shed.
And he was looking kinda dumb
Taking care of Ducky's mum
While her Corgis chased him all round the yard.

Well the years start comin' and they don't stop comin'
My job's to enforce all these rules
And to stop crims running.
Doesn't make sense not to live for that,
your brain gets smart but your head gets slapped.
So much to know, so hard to be,
A tech and writer and a cop on the streets.
I'll never know if I don't show
My tough manly masculine glow!

Hey now, I'm a writer, I'm a tech guy ooh yeah!
I'm McGee... I'm an agent, and I'm famous, ooh yeah!
And all who snickers is mould... only Sciut-ing stars make me feel like gold!


SPECIAL AGENT MAN
There's a team who leads a life of danger
To everyone he meets he stays a stranger
With every move they make another chance they takes
Odds are you’ll arrest a guy today

special agent man, special agent man
They've given you a badge and took away your free time
Beware of pretty faces that you find
duckys girlfriends can hide an evil mind
Ah, be careful what you say
or gibbs will slap your head away
Odds are you’ll arrest a guy today special agent man, special agent man
They've given you a badge and took away your free time

[Lead guitar]

special agent man, special agent man
They've given you a badge and took away your free time

goin to quantico one day
And then stakin out an alley next day
Oh no, you let the wrong word slip
While Ziva kissed Ari’s lips
The odds are you’ll arrest a guy today
special agent man, special agent man
They've given you a badge and took away your free time

Special agent man

17 Gibbs' Song for Abby
Sung by Gibbs when Abby is frightened or upset
Adapted by DragonFaith from It's Alright Baby's Coming Back (The Eurythmics)
It's alright – Gibbs is coming back
And you don't really care where he’s
been.
It's alright – Gibbs is coming back
And I won't turn and leave this time.

I’ll be your boss (you can take orders
from me).
I'll be your friend (you can lean upon
me).
I'll be your prince, on bended knee
You can still depend on me...
And I'll be (your silver coloured fox).
And I'll be (the most impatient boss).
And I'll be (the hands to hold you close).
I'll even be your birthday host.

Chorus repeats.

And I'll be (your base, your reality).
And I'll be (your knight, your safe with me).
And I'll be (your comfort and your
ease).
I will be your storm at seas...
And I'll be (the father that you heed).
And I'll be (the man that you need).
And when the world falls to decline
I'll be yours and you'll be mine.

Chorus repeats...v

18 Ducky's Song
Sung by Ducky to one of his "guests".
Adapted by DragonFaith from I'll Put You Together Again (Hot Chocolate)
When you can't take any more
When you know your life is over
Let go your worries and
Leave it to me and
I'll put you together again.

If your skin withers away
If it takes too long to find you
Hide me a few clues, I'll find them and then
I'll put you together again.

Put us together
Together again
Put us together again
When things are missing
Just leave it to me and
I'll put you together again.

If there's no clues anywhere
And you've got no one with answers
I'll call, the agents, together, my friend
We'll put you together again.

Put us together
Together again
Put us together again
Gibbs and his agents
Will find all your parts and I’ll
Put you together again.

When things are missing
Just leave it to me and
I'll put you together again.

19 Requiem
Sung by different characters - I've put the character names in brackets above their verse - when Gibbs is lying on the dock.
Adapted by DragonFaith from Stay (Shakespeare's Sister) Not much adaption needed as the original is fairly close to what was needed.
(Shannon and Kelly to Gibbs)
Now your world is wearing thin
and you're thinking of escape
you just want to be with us
together for all time
but if you give up here and now
don't think we’ll understand

stay with them
stay with them


(Gibbs to Shannon and Kelly)
in the black hole in my life,
in the darkness of my dreams,
I can only think of you
you have all my love it seems.
All my hope walked out the door
don’t make me look for more.

stay with me
stay with me

(Tony to Gibbs)
I’m gonna hope and pray
that you make it safe
back to our own world
I’m gonna hope and pray
that you wake today
in our own world
Boss I need you here
and I want you back
from that other world.
I’ll do any thing
if you can break the spell
come back to this world.

stay with me
stay with me
(repeats til end)



I love the Whole NCIS World

NCIS Fan 1: It never get's old huh?
NCIS Fan 2: Nope
NCIS Fan 1: It kinda makes you want to...
NCIS Fan 2: Break into song?
NCIS Fan 1: Yep


I love the coffee
I love the cadavers
I love the mad fighting
I love when Tony gets slapped
I love the whole (NCIS) world
And all of it's guns and sounds

Boom-de-ah-da
Boom-de-ah-da

I love the Gibbs stare
I love my Probie's names
I love to watch it
I love to solve the cases
I love whole (NCIS) world
And all of it's crazziness

Boom-de-ah-da
Boom-de-ah-da

I love relationships