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NCIS XMAS CAROL SONGS

Tis the season, and all that jazz! So, I thought some seasonal cheer in the form of carols for our favourite team to sing would be in the spirit of xmas! Feel free to add your own!
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Nº 1 Away on the seahawk, to the tune of away in a manger. by abbeysapprentice
Away on the seahawk, no Gibbs to slap head, Our good agent Tony lies down in his bed, He misses his Ziva, Abby and McGee, He even misses Gibbs, and mole agent Lee. We miss you our Tony, don’t stay away long, Be back with your boss Gibbs at the end of this song. He misses giving them all his film quotes Tony doesn’t like being an agent that floats!
Nº 2 We wish you a merry N-kiss! to the tune of we wish you a merry christmas. by abbeys apprentice
We wish you a merry N-kiss We wish you a merry N-kiss We wish you a merry N-kiss And bah humbug to Vance Good tidings we bring to Gibbs and his team Good tidings for N-kiss and Bah humbug to Vance. We all want Abby’s cupcake, We all want Abby’s cupcake We all want Abby’s cupcake And a cup of caff pow! Good tidings we bring to Gibbs and his team, Good tidings for N-kiss and bah humbug to Vance. We won’t go down to autopsy We won’t go down to autopsy We won’t go down to autopsy Unless Ducky’s there Good tidings we bring to Gibbs and his team, Good tidings for N-kiss and bah humbug to Vance
Nº 3 12 days of N-kiss to the tune of 12 days of xmas. by abbysapprentice
On the first day of N-kiss my true love sent to me, A boat to build and put to sea On the second day of N-kiss my true love sent to me, 2 mugs of coffee and a boat to build to put to sea On the third day of N-kiss my true love sent to me, 3 new tattoos, 2 mugs of coffee and a boat to build and put to sea. On the fourth day of N-kiss my true love sent to me, 4 elf lords, 3 new tattoos, 2 mugs of coffee and a boat to build and put to sea. On the fifth day of N-kiss my true love sent to me, 5 Caff- pows! 4 elf lords, 3 new tattoos, 2 mugs of coffee and a boat to build and put to sea. On the 6th day of N-kiss, my true love sent to me, 6 murdered marines, 5 caff pows! 4 elf lords, 3 new tattoos, 2 mugs of coffee and a boat to build and put to sea. On the 7th day of N-kiss my true love sent to me, 7 mixed up idioms, 6 murdered marines, 5 caff pows! 4 elf lords, 3 new tattoos, 2 mugs of coffee and a boat to build and put to sea. On the eighth day of N-kiss, my true love sent to me 8 feds with Fornell, 7 mixed up idioms, 6 murdered marines, 5 caff pows! 4 elf lords, 3 new tattoos, 2 mugs of coffee and a boat to build and put to sea. On the 9th day of N-kiss my true love sent to me, 9 evidence bags, 8 feds with Fornell, 7 mixed up idioms, 6 murdered marines, 5 caff pows! 4 elf lords, 3 new tattoos, 2 mugs of coffee and a boat to build and put to sea. On the 10th day of N-kiss my true love sent to me, 10 weapons loaded, 9 evidence bags, 8 feds with Fornell, 7 mixed up idioms, 6 murdered marines, 5 caff pows! 4 elf lords, 3 new tattoos, 2 mugs of coffee and a boat to build and put to sea. On the 11th day of N-kiss my true love sent to me, 11 books by McGee, 10 weapons loaded, 9 evidence bags, 8 feds with Fornell, 7 mixed up idioms, 6 murdered marines, 5 caff pows! 4 elf lords, 3 new tattoos, 2 mugs of coffee and a boat to build and put to sea. On the 12th day of N-kiss my true love sent to me, 12 beaten by Ziva, 11 books by McGee, 10 weapons loaded, 9 evidence bags, 8 feds with Fornell, 7 mixed up idioms, 6 murdered marines, 5 caff pows! 4 elf lords, 3 new tattoos, 2 mugs of coffee and a boat to build and put to sea.
Nº 4 by barbiedolln13
Fill the desks with cups of coffee Ha ha ha ha hah ha It's the season of Gibbs' worst nightmare Ha ha ha ha ha ha We all that Abby's special so special Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha It's the season to ruin Vance Ha ha ha ha ha ha
Nº5 Jingle Bells regular version by Cassierules
Jingle bells, McGee Smells Caf-Pow all the way! Oh what fun it is to ride in Ducky's corgi-drawn sleigh! Headslap HEY! Dashing through the streets, in Ziva's red Mini, hoping we won't die, Probie's puking all the way! Stop sign Ziva--HEY! Jingle Bells, What the hell Bah Humbug to you all, Ziva crashed the car Gibbs hit the bar and SecNav is calling from afar! Aw, Great HEY!
Nº 6 Jingle Bell Rock by cassierules
Zi-va's Car Zi-va's Car Speeding down the street Sirens come on and people swerve left honk-ing and swear-ing in clumps of distress Oh, a new day has begun! Gib-bb's here, Gib-bb's here Tony better shut up the elevator chimes he walks in just in time Tony's dancin' and air-giutarin' without any care In the bullpen Squa-re! What a right time, it's head-slap time, to make all the fans laugh head-slap time ain't a swell time at least not for our To-ny! Giddyup MassSpec Pick up the pace bring Abby evidence quick whirr and beep 'till you got something concrete then it's time for the( time for the) Abby dan-ce!
Nº 7 Joy to the world by barbiedolln13
Gibbs ruled his team With slaps and cuffee Now Vance is taking over And Tony's really scared Cause that means more slaps from Gibbs That means more slap from Gibbs Cause thaaaat means more slaps from Gibbs Abby and Bert Are farting sound asleep While Tony is fixing his hair And McGee is really scared Cause Ziva is driving him home Cause Ziva is driving him home Cause Ziiiiiiva is driving him home Ducky is mad He lost his mom again And Gibbs found himself Another redhead To build his boat after To build his boat after To buuuuild his boat after
Nº 8 Away in the squadroom. by bellswebster.
Away from the danger, the squadroom is dead, And Tony has a headache from Gibbs' slap in the head, The computers are sleeping, and McGee's eating cake, And Abby's new pigtails, turn out to be fake. Gibbs is up lowering the mistletoe piece, And Ziva's spreading a festive seasonal feast, Ducky's got plum pudding, and Jimmy's got chips, And Tonys teasing Ziva how they'll add to her hips, Gibbs stands under the mistletoe and gives Abby a kiss, And Abby hugs him closely and says "Christmas is bliss!"
Nº 9
Gibbs, the rogue NCIS agent had a very shiny gun And if you ever saw it, you would turn around and run All of the FBI agents use to laugh and call him names They never let poor Gibbs play in any agent games. Then one foggy outlaw eve the NCIS Director said: Gibbs old chap with your gun so bright Won't you take your team and lead the posse tonight Now when the outlaws were captured and Gibbs used that shiny gun All of the other agents let Gibbs join in all the games Now Gibbs really showed the agents how to really have some fun
Nº 10 OH HOLY NIGHT by bellswebster
Oh Holy night! Let your stars shine brightly, for its time, to give my gift of love, And try to forgive, my enemies who haunt me each day, as I struggle to console my soul. Rays of hope that wearily drown my emotions of their memories, that bring hidden tears. I fall, praying on my knees, as I remember all the special years. Then both were gone. Oh why, oh why not me! The angels came and touched both their faces, like falling leaves another year has passed, gone again. When no one is looking, a feeling of rejoice overcomes my emotions, when I hear, their angle voices inside my mind. And deep within my heart a quiet thought rises of you in silence. Sorry you are gone. Falling on my knees, as I light on this night, brightly glowing candles for when you were here bye my side. Oh angels, hear my calling.
Nº 11 Caf-Pow Christmas by calncis
I’m dreaming of a Caf-Pow Christmas Just like the ones in New Orleans Where the computers glisten And the Gibblets listen For the beeps that match criminals! I’m dreaming of a Caf-Pow Christmas With every Mass Spec report I write. May your days be hinky and bright! And may all your N-Kiss Christmases be right!! I’m dreaming of a Caf-Pow Christmas With every Mass Spec report I write. May your days be hinky and bright! And may all your N-Kiss Christmases be right!!
Nº 12 To the melody of Silent Night by gottalovetherain
At NCIS, its Christmas time, But for Gibbs its another late night. Ziva and Tony were just out the door, McGee down with Abby, but not anymore There is no time to flirt. They reluctantly get down to work. Out in the field, with two dead marines, The Gibblets are processing the crime scene. Asking questions and taking photos, Goofing around and striking a pose, Tony is teasing McGee. Ah, look, here comes Ducky. In Abby's lab, there's Christmas tunes Coinciding with her bright mood. Still pumped up on her latest Caf-Pow, Gibbs is impatient and wants answers now. So she tells him all that she knows, And he gives her a kiss when he goes. Late in the night, they get a surprise, When director Vance arrives. He should be home with his family, But he lends a hand so they can all leave And enjoy the remaining holiday. But they're having fun anyway. By morning time, the case is closed, And everyones wants a change of clothes. But before they all go home, They follow directions on a mysterious note, And head down to autopsy. To have a festive meal with Ducky!

Nº 1 Away on the seahawk, to the tune of away in a manger.

by abbeysapprentice

Away on the seahawk, no Gibbs to slap head,
Our good agent Tony lies down in his bed,
He misses his Ziva, Abby and McGee,
He even misses Gibbs, and mole agent Lee.
We miss you our Tony, don’t stay away long,
Be back with your boss Gibbs at the end of this song.
He misses giving them all his film quotes
Tony doesn’t like being an agent that floats!

Nº 2 We wish you a merry N-kiss! to the tune of we wish you a merry christmas.

by abbeys apprentice

We wish you a merry N-kiss
We wish you a merry N-kiss
We wish you a merry N-kiss
And bah humbug to Vance
Good tidings we bring to Gibbs and his team
Good tidings for N-kiss and Bah humbug to Vance.
We all want Abby’s cupcake,
We all want Abby’s cupcake
We all want Abby’s cupcake
And a cup of caff pow!
Good tidings we bring to Gibbs and his team,
Good tidings for N-kiss and bah humbug to Vance.
We won’t go down to autopsy
We won’t go down to autopsy
We won’t go down to autopsy
Unless Ducky’s there
Good tidings we bring to Gibbs and his team,
Good tidings for N-kiss and bah humbug to Vance

Nº 3 12 days of N-kiss to the tune of 12 days of xmas.

by abbysapprentice

On the first day of N-kiss my true love sent to me,
A boat to build and put to sea
On the second day of N-kiss my true love sent to me,
2 mugs of coffee and a boat to build to put to sea
On the third day of N-kiss my true love sent to me,
3 new tattoos, 2 mugs of coffee and a boat to build and put to sea.
On the fourth day of N-kiss my true love sent to me, 4 elf lords, 3 new tattoos, 2 mugs of coffee and a boat to build and put to sea.
On the fifth day of N-kiss my true love sent to me, 5 Caff- pows! 4 elf lords, 3 new tattoos, 2 mugs of coffee and a boat to build and put to sea.
On the 6th day of N-kiss, my true love sent to me, 6 murdered marines, 5 caff pows! 4 elf lords, 3 new tattoos, 2 mugs of coffee and a boat to build and put to sea.
On the 7th day of N-kiss my true love sent to me, 7 mixed up idioms, 6 murdered marines, 5 caff pows! 4 elf lords, 3 new tattoos, 2 mugs of coffee and a boat to build and put to sea.
On the eighth day of N-kiss, my true love sent to me 8 feds with Fornell, 7 mixed up idioms, 6 murdered marines, 5 caff pows! 4 elf lords, 3 new tattoos, 2 mugs of coffee and a boat to build and put to sea.
On the 9th day of N-kiss my true love sent to me, 9 evidence bags, 8 feds with Fornell, 7 mixed up idioms, 6 murdered marines, 5 caff pows! 4 elf lords, 3 new tattoos, 2 mugs of coffee and a boat to build and put to sea.
On the 10th day of N-kiss my true love sent to me, 10 weapons loaded, 9 evidence bags, 8 feds with Fornell, 7 mixed up idioms, 6 murdered marines, 5 caff pows! 4 elf lords, 3 new tattoos, 2 mugs of coffee and a boat to build and put to sea.
On the 11th day of N-kiss my true love sent to me, 11 books by McGee, 10 weapons loaded, 9 evidence bags, 8 feds with Fornell, 7 mixed up idioms, 6 murdered marines, 5 caff pows! 4 elf lords, 3 new tattoos, 2 mugs of coffee and a boat to build and put to sea.
On the 12th day of N-kiss my true love sent to me, 12 beaten by Ziva, 11 books by McGee, 10 weapons loaded, 9 evidence bags, 8 feds with Fornell, 7 mixed up idioms, 6 murdered marines, 5 caff pows! 4 elf lords, 3 new tattoos, 2 mugs of coffee and a boat to build and put to sea.

Nº 4 by barbiedolln13

Fill the desks with cups of coffee
Ha ha ha ha hah ha
It's the season of Gibbs' worst nightmare
Ha ha ha ha ha ha
We all that Abby's special so special
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
It's the season to ruin Vance
Ha ha ha ha ha ha

Nº5 Jingle Bells regular version by Cassierules

Jingle bells,
McGee Smells
Caf-Pow all the way!
Oh what fun it is to ride in Ducky's corgi-drawn sleigh!
*Headslap* HEY!

Dashing through the streets,
in Ziva's red Mini,
hoping we won't die,
Probie's puking all the way!
*Stop sign* Ziva--HEY!

Jingle Bells,
What the hell
Bah Humbug to you all,
Ziva crashed the car
Gibbs hit the bar
and SecNav is calling from afar!
*Aw, Great* HEY!

Nº 6 Jingle Bell Rock by cassierules

Zi-va's Car
Zi-va's Car
Speeding down the street
Sirens come on
and people swerve left
honk-ing and swear-ing
in clumps of distress
Oh, a new day has begun!

Gib-bb's here,
Gib-bb's here
Tony better shut up
the elevator chimes
he walks in just in time
Tony's dancin' and air-giutarin' without any care
In the bullpen Squa-re!

What a right time, it's head-slap time,
to make all the fans laugh
head-slap time
ain't a swell time
at least not for our To-ny!

Giddyup MassSpec
Pick up the pace
bring Abby evidence quick
whirr and beep
'till you got something concrete
then it's time for the( time for the) Abby dan-ce!

Nº 7 Joy to the world by barbiedolln13

Gibbs ruled his team
With slaps and cuffee
Now Vance is taking over
And Tony's really scared
Cause that means more slaps from Gibbs
That means more slap from Gibbs
Cause thaaaat means more slaps from Gibbs

Abby and Bert
Are farting sound asleep
While Tony is fixing his hair
And McGee is really scared
Cause Ziva is driving him home
Cause Ziva is driving him home
Cause Ziiiiiiva is driving him home

Ducky is mad
He lost his mom again
And Gibbs found himself
Another redhead
To build his boat after
To build his boat after
To buuuuild his boat after

Nº 8 Away in the squadroom. by bellswebster.

Away from the danger, the squadroom is dead,
And Tony has a headache from Gibbs' slap in the head,
The computers are sleeping, and McGee's eating cake,
And Abby's new pigtails, turn out to be fake.
Gibbs is up lowering the mistletoe piece,
And Ziva's spreading a festive seasonal feast,
Ducky's got plum pudding, and Jimmy's got chips,
And Tonys teasing Ziva how they'll add to her hips,
Gibbs stands under the mistletoe and gives Abby a kiss,
And Abby hugs him closely and says "Christmas is bliss!"

Nº 9

Gibbs, the rogue NCIS agent had a very shiny gun
And if you ever saw it, you would turn around and run
All of the FBI agents use to laugh and call him names
They never let poor Gibbs play in any agent games.
Then one foggy outlaw eve the NCIS Director said:
Gibbs old chap with your gun so bright
Won't you take your team and lead the posse tonight
Now when the outlaws were captured and Gibbs used that shiny gun
All of the other agents let Gibbs join in all the games
Now Gibbs really showed the agents how to really have some fun

Nº 10 OH HOLY NIGHT by bellswebster

Oh Holy night! Let your stars shine brightly,
for its time, to give my gift of love,
And try to forgive, my enemies who haunt me
each day, as I struggle to console my soul.
Rays of hope that wearily drown my emotions
of their memories, that bring hidden tears.
I fall, praying on my knees, as I remember
all the special years. Then both were gone.
Oh why, oh why not me!
The angels came and touched both their faces,
like falling leaves another year has passed, gone again.
When no one is looking,
a feeling of rejoice overcomes
my emotions, when I hear, their angle voices
inside my mind.
And deep within my heart a quiet thought rises
of you in silence. Sorry you are gone.
Falling on my knees, as I light
on this night,
brightly glowing candles for when you were here
bye my side.
Oh angels, hear my calling.

Nº 11 Caf-Pow Christmas by calncis

I’m dreaming of a Caf-Pow Christmas Just like the ones in New Orleans Where the computers glisten And the Gibblets listen For the beeps that match criminals! I’m dreaming of a Caf-Pow Christmas With every Mass Spec report I write. May your days be hinky and bright! And may all your N-Kiss Christmases be right!! I’m dreaming of a Caf-Pow Christmas With every Mass Spec report I write. May your days be hinky and bright! And may all your N-Kiss Christmases be right!!

Nº 12 To the melody of Silent Night by gottalovetherain

At NCIS, its Christmas time,
But for Gibbs its another late night.
Ziva and Tony were just out the door,
McGee down with Abby, but not anymore
There is no time to flirt.
They reluctantly get down to work.

Out in the field, with two dead marines,
The Gibblets are processing the crime scene.
Asking questions and taking photos,
Goofing around and striking a pose,
Tony is teasing McGee.
Ah, look, here comes Ducky.

In Abby's lab, there's Christmas tunes
Coinciding with her bright mood.
Still pumped up on her latest Caf-Pow,
Gibbs is impatient and wants answers now.
So she tells him all that she knows,
And he gives her a kiss when he goes.

Late in the night, they get a surprise,
When director Vance arrives.
He should be home with his family,
But he lends a hand so they can all leave
And enjoy the remaining holiday.
But they're having fun anyway.

By morning time, the case is closed,
And everyones wants a change of clothes.
But before they all go home,
They follow directions on a mysterious note,
And head down to autopsy.
To have a festive meal with Ducky!

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Caf-pow christmas!!

Dec 11 2008, 7:28 PM EST by cassierules

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hey i wrote this last night and i was so proud i hope i did abby some justice!
when i told my my i found a new christmas song and i sung this to her she started laughing and it was sooo cool! thanks for giving me this opertunity!!!
love ya'll calncis

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Dec 11 2008, 3:01 AM EST by Pauley_Perrette

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sounds gr8 cal ! x

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Calncis christmas carol in progress!!

Dec 10 2008, 2:23 PM EST by MargyW

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hey ya'll i was in accounting today and i was thinking how i wanted to write a carol and then white christmas came in to my head so i'm going to write one in that tune, how does that sound?

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