Our Jenny's died in battle now
Our hearts are out of order
Mike Franks returned to Mexicow
To hide the things he oughta
Mike Franks and Gibbs they finished off
The evil Russian bad-dy
Set fire to our Jen's lovely house
And Gibbs now feels quite sad-dy

Our Jenny seemed to know that she
Was gonna get shot badly
Yet faced with neuro-death disease
She seemed to choose it gladly
She knew that if they got away
They'd track down her dear Gibbsy
(If I was her I would have had
To go and get quite tipsy.)

Our Tony now has got the guilts
(He shoulda followed Ziva
whose gut instincts now rivals Gibbs')
Our Tony knows he needs a
time-out from all the other Gib-
lets who are also feeling
This season 5 finale was
Something that leaves us reeling

Our Jenny's gone to heaven now
Our hearts are out of order
Since Lauren Holly is so nice
We feel bad for her, sorta
But out with Jenny goes the plots
That drove the fans so crazy
And new Director Vance has got
A chance to make us praise he

There is a little fly now caught
within this healing ointment
Director Vance has sacked the lot
Of Gibbs team: What excitement!
If Tony goes to sea on the big warship Ronald Reagan
The mind doth boggle at his life
'midst military raiment.

Our Tim has gone to Cyber Crimes
(What's Abby gonna do now?)
And we have seen Director Vance
doth speak in tongue "computer"
That means old Timmy isn't now
the sole computer hero
(Director Vance seems well aware
that "two" is "one" and "zero")

What shall our lovely Ziva do
When she goes back to Israel?
Will her dear daddy welcome her or
will she go to jail?
For we remember that she killed her
evil brother Ari
That seems so long ago to us
Feels like it was last century