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You know you are seriously addicted to NCIS when (cont...) :

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You hunt perfume counters looking for one that smells like gunpowder or bourbon (even though you know Abby made them... you still hope to get lucky).

You hunt for a cologne that smells like sawdust to give to your man (and you wish Abby was around to create one for you).

You get up before human hours to get a promo DVD and then watch the one episode all day

You watch an old promo video for hours because there is a couple of seconds of NCIS in the 'all the shows' ad promo.

The only prospective boyfriends you're interested in have silver hair and blue eyes who drink coffee like there was no tomorrow.

You realise mustang is not only a kind of horse but also a kind of car (you're doing extremely well when you know it's a Ford)

Your mobile ring tone is the NCIS theme tune

Your PC or cellphone (mobile) wallpaper is one of the cast/whole cast

Your PC screen saver has NCIS scenes

When you say something rocks, you're not exactly talking about music :-))

You realise not all geeks are nerds

You start blabbering on like Abby

You talk geek-speak, not English

Friends/co-workers ask you to translate geek-speak

You are suddenly bad at computers and all technology

You are suddenly good at computers and all technology

You decide to do computer classes to be more like McGee and Abby

You call technology doo-dah's

You find yourself getting angrier more easily

You get shy and stutter more

You want to be able to do everything that the cast can do (never mind the fact that they have stunt doubles!)

You are considering taking art classes so you can sketch Tony {or whichever character} when they come on the screen.

You believe you know everything there is to know about the Navy.

You ramble off a bit of computer terms, having no clue what they mean.

You search high and low for a paint gun so you can shoot your favourite toy in the head.

You watch every movie Tony mentions on the show for 2 reasons, either because you are interested in the movie, or simply because you do everything that Tony says.

You seriously consider getting a coffin to sleep in.

You say your occupation is "making fan art and writing fan fiction"

You take part in all the active threads on the site

You've created about half the active threads on the site

You start listening to Israeli rap.

You make Mii's of all the NCIS Characters on your Wii (Even Lee and Fornell)

You learn how to kill with a paper clip

Your idea of computer maintenance is to continually hit it until it works.

You start calling everyone named Abigail, "Abbs" (I do this with my friend's daughter. --abbysciuto77)

You google images of female Israeli soldiers

You acquire an acute interest in the different post-mortem protocols

You discuss the pros and cons of the Scotland Yard and Virchow post-mortem protocols, likewise any of the others used

You hear something that you swear is a quote from the show and whip out your dvd sets and watch until you find that quote.

You start keeping an extra set of clothes at the office just in case

You call odd things in your life "hinky" (Guilty as charged!)

You call Mark Harmon/Jethro Gibbs or any othersilver haired man in your life your "silver-haired fox"

You discover (or are reminded) that a "Gypsy" is an off the clock cab driver, not someone who tells fortunes and wears hoop earrings.

You get hubby/better half to wear a silver/steel ID bracelet like Gibbs'

You start wearing a silver/steel ID bracelet like Gibbs'

Your whole family can quote NCIS even though they've never seen it.

You know everything there is to know about all the characters - permanent and occasional

When your teacher/boss/parent tells you to do some small job or chore, you say "Ya know, most agencies have people to do these things."

You create a Sims family of the NCIS cast

You think goth fashion is the most chic

You invent a role game of the series

You use this site banner for your own website/letter headings, etc.

You start Googling Ducky's stories to check for accuracy.

You spend a whole week reminding everyone you know exactly how long it is until NCIS is on next.

You think April 8, 2008 should be a holiday. (First new episode after the strike!! Yay!)

When you get smacked on the back of your head, and your first words are "Thank You Boss!"

You have watched the Cast Interrogation videos ten dozen times already since they came out Tuesday 8th

You've learned their answers to those questions off pat

You sign up with all the online NCIS sites

You can't stop posting on the NCIS Wiki.

You dream about NCIS

You wear out your DVD and the discs, from re-running marathons

You read all these statements and answered at least one with "positive".

You've willingly joined NCIS Addicts Anonymous despite knowing there's no way out and the addiction only gets stronger

Your German Shepherd is no longer called Rex but Jethro

And if you have a female German Shepherd you will call her Jenny to keep it all in the family :-)

You start yelling at people who annoy you "Bad McGee!"

You take your phone off the hook/switch your mobile to silent mode when watching an episode

Family and friends know they must not call by phone/in person while you're watching an episode unless it's a question of life and death, and even then ....

You become obsessed with what the scriptwriters have in store for the cast

You draw comics of NCIS.

You write 'I Love NCIS' on any paper surface you can find.

Your friend can't stop talking about their crush and you can't stop talking about NCIS.

You day/night dream NCIS

You can recognise the signature tune on the first bar

Your mobile 'music' has Gibbs' voice, or

Your mobile sms 'music' is Tony saying 'on it boss'

You organize your social life/holidays around the episode programming

NCIS addiction is your religion

When where ever you go you swear you saw one of the team

You're convinced they're one of the family

Any medical problem requires a second opinion from Ducky

If you have a car accident or industrial accident you require Abby to do the loss adjustment/forensics before you're fully satisfied

All your family pets are named after the cast members

You learn the NCIS theme on the piano and/or other instruments and play it all the time

You think your other half looks handsome in a Hawaiian shirt

You think Hawaiian shirts are chic male fashion

You can dance to theme song of NCIS and sit down the second it ends

You always know the exact amount of time until the next episode

You can't sleep thinking about who will die on the season finale

You spend class time/work time/time before you go to sleep/time you take to shampoo your hair dreaming up scenarios for the next episode/your fan fiction. (i know i do)

You join all the internet forums extant on the series

You spend your spare time reviewing/adding/editing the contents on this Wiki

You spend the rest of the time thinking about how to improve this Wiki

When you join the NCIS Wiki

When you sign up on this addiction page - there's no way out

You become a mainline addict when all the walls of your abode are covered floor to ceiling with photos, etc., of NCIS

You drink Starbuck coffee, even if you don't like it (and you drink it black and sugarless)

You think of ways to move this site up in the Wiki ranking

You imitate Gibbs' saying of 'Today -insert name here- with your friends and family when they're taking a long time in doing stuff(me and my dad do it all the time)

You name your computer McGee (i did it xD)

Your NCIS season cd sometimes gets all hinky because you watch the season over and over again (guilty!)

You make a NCIS poster and put it in your bedroom wall or consider looking at stores for a NCIS poster (I currently don't have one... but I will. :D)

You spend hours on the internet just to find a tune with the song Tony sang in the episode 'Driven' (the one that starts with 'in my perspective...' and so on... the part when Tony went undercover near the restaurant that The Frog's people ate)

You drink stuff that makes you hyper (guilty... xD)

You cut your hair so you can look like Abby/any character you like to imitate

Your family sometimes calls you 'Ziva'

You act like your fave character (guilty!)

You ask your classmates/friends/coworkers if they know NCIS

Your computer is loaded with mostly NCIS pics

You use terms from the show (for example, me and my family call a flash drive 'doodahs')

You wish you had the NCIS cap/McGee's typewriter/Abby's farting hippo/Ziva's skills/Gibb's boat/DiNozzo's highly expensive shoes (yeah... sometimes. :D)

You do everything humanly and non-humanly possible to push this Wiki up in the Wiki ratings You trust your gut, even when everything else goes against it.

You trust your gut, more than facts or figures.

You use 'hinky' to describe many things, even when people ask you to repeat what you say cause it sounds like something else.

You cry when you don't hear Mark Harmon say " STAY TUNED FOR SCENES FROM OUR NEXT EPISODE"

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SpecialAgentJethro

A new one for you!

Nov 17 2009, 11:57 PM EST by Loopy4Gibbs

Thread started: Oct 7 2009, 11:41 PM EDT Watch

I'm so guilty for almost all of these!

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Probie-Wan

Halloween

Oct 25 2009, 8:15 PM EDT by Probie-Wan

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Yeah, I am doing it. Dressing as Abby fro Halloween. I cut my bangs and am dying my red hair black. OBSESSED!!! My profile pic should show it, though I used paint.NET to make my hair look black for now.

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ncis-junkie

omw

Aug 28 2009, 6:07 PM EDT by Gibblet14

Thread started: Jul 19 2009, 9:14 AM EDT Watch

read the page.. now i need to know is there HELP for me.. im addicted like hell maybe i should start a REHAB.. what are we gonna do?

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