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The Funeral Planner
Now we know the answers to
Who will be murdered? ----- Who will commit the heinous crime?
But here is what we thought when we were anxiously awaiting the finale of season 5:
There was anguish at the fansite for the word had got about that a character was soon to meet her doom;
And her death would us astonish (and it's gonna happen soon).
So all we fans have gathered to the fray.
All the tried and noted writers, from countries near and far, will meet online to moot and speculate.
For true fans love great plot twists where the main cast are concerned
(And the funeral plan's now open to debate)
[with apologies to Andrew 'Banjo' Patterson and his epic poem 'The Man from Snowy River']
[love this btw]
Whose funeral?
Fan consensus seems to be Jenny, aka Director Shepard, aka Jethro's ex-lover, aka Frog-killer. IT TURNS OUT WE WERE RIGHT, BUT HERE WERE THE THOUGHTS OF THE JUST-IN-CASE BRIGADE.....
"OK, maybe we should do another, just in case, and do it in blue. I've heard rumors of Ducky, is letting us plan his".
what about McGee, cause of the limited story lines, let's do it in blood red, also in Ausiello report he says murdered (the new 1)
Tony, he has lots of brushes with death, what if one turns fatal.
Ziva, cause she has a thousand people after her, or so we would think.
Let's agree not to do Gibbs or Abby because they will not leave (oh please don't let them) :( [question: will the show survive without those 2?] [Answer - no it won't!]
Jenny's Funeral:
Cause of death?
To die of cardiomyopathy heart failure would be very "Beaches", so here are some alternative suggestions:
1. The Frog isn't really dead! He assassinates Jenny by scaring her to death by showing up at her house
2. Jethro strangles her for getting so out of control as a director and landing them all in internal affairs hot water
3. She dies tragically in childbirth giving birth to Tony's lovechild, conceived accidentally when Tony was distracted
4. She dies of boredom listening to McGee explain exactly how he traced an email despite the emailer's use of proxy servers with packets of bytes that bit him on the bum
5. Ziva accidentally kills her whilst aiming at Tony who has just played another practical joke on her.
6. Abby's adopted dog dies, and Director sobs to death
7. Hollis Mann reappears and in true military style places the director in front of a firing squad and gives the order to fire and dies under the hail of bullets
8. Jethro steals up behind her so quietly that she jumps and dies with fright
9. La Frog's daughter (Jeanne) sends a gift of Dior's parfum 'Poison', only this time it's the real McCoy, one sniff and she's crossed to the other side
10. She gets AIDS from Fornell and dies because of it
11. Ducky tells her one of his stories to help her sleep but then the prince(Gibbs) never arrives to kiss her awake because he missed his flight connection, so she slept for evermore.
Music for his funeral:
What they'll eat/drink at the wake:
Flowers they'll lay on his coffin:
Ziva's Funeral:
Cause of death?
1. Accidentally kills herself when demonstrating how to kill somebody with a paperclip
2. Pines to death because Tony refuses to fall in love with her
3. She fights with Jeanne over Tony and loses with fatal consequences
4. She ate non-kosher food by mistake and it poisoned her
5. Abby slaps her to death because Ziva doubted Gibbs
6. Tony and McGee's constant corrections of her incorrect usage of English idioms, stress her out fatally
7. Jeanne shoots Ziva for stealing Tony from her.
8. Loses the Orange Beanie and dies from grief
9. Tony for her constantly reminding him she was a better shot/fighting
Music for her Funeral:
1. Bella bellisima
2. Sunday Bloody Sunday
Who will be murdered? ----- Who will commit the heinous crime?
But here is what we thought when we were anxiously awaiting the finale of season 5:
There was anguish at the fansite for the word had got about that a character was soon to meet her doom;
And her death would us astonish (and it's gonna happen soon).
So all we fans have gathered to the fray.
All the tried and noted writers, from countries near and far, will meet online to moot and speculate.
For true fans love great plot twists where the main cast are concerned
(And the funeral plan's now open to debate)
[with apologies to Andrew 'Banjo' Patterson and his epic poem 'The Man from Snowy River']
[love this btw]
Whose funeral?
Fan consensus seems to be Jenny, aka Director Shepard, aka Jethro's ex-lover, aka Frog-killer. IT TURNS OUT WE WERE RIGHT, BUT HERE WERE THE THOUGHTS OF THE JUST-IN-CASE BRIGADE.....
"OK, maybe we should do another, just in case, and do it in blue. I've heard rumors of Ducky, is letting us plan his".
what about McGee, cause of the limited story lines, let's do it in blood red, also in Ausiello report he says murdered (the new 1)
Tony, he has lots of brushes with death, what if one turns fatal.
Ziva, cause she has a thousand people after her, or so we would think.
Let's agree not to do Gibbs or Abby because they will not leave (oh please don't let them) :( [question: will the show survive without those 2?] [Answer - no it won't!]
Jenny's Funeral:
Cause of death?
To die of cardiomyopathy heart failure would be very "Beaches", so here are some alternative suggestions:
1. The Frog isn't really dead! He assassinates Jenny by scaring her to death by showing up at her house
2. Jethro strangles her for getting so out of control as a director and landing them all in internal affairs hot water
3. She dies tragically in childbirth giving birth to Tony's lovechild, conceived accidentally when Tony was distracted
4. She dies of boredom listening to McGee explain exactly how he traced an email despite the emailer's use of proxy servers with packets of bytes that bit him on the bum
5. Ziva accidentally kills her whilst aiming at Tony who has just played another practical joke on her.
6. Abby's adopted dog dies, and Director sobs to death
7. Hollis Mann reappears and in true military style places the director in front of a firing squad and gives the order to fire and dies under the hail of bullets
8. Jethro steals up behind her so quietly that she jumps and dies with fright
9. La Frog's daughter (Jeanne) sends a gift of Dior's parfum 'Poison', only this time it's the real McCoy, one sniff and she's crossed to the other side
10. She gets AIDS from Fornell and dies because of it
11. Ducky tells her one of his stories to help her sleep but then the prince(Gibbs) never arrives to kiss her awake because he missed his flight connection, so she slept for evermore.
12. She trips and falls to her death while trying to chase Kermit the Frog in high heeled shoes.
13. She ODs on Gibbs' bourbon
14. Acute allergy to sawdust causes anaphylactic shock with fatal consequences.
15. Gibbs' death glare when she said something she shouldn't, was effective
16. Her halo fell and choked her
17. The germ-a-phobe wants her job so she suffocates Jenny in bubble wrap.
18. She had a degenerative condition that would affect motor skills and take a long time...but we still don't know which condition that was. We know she never told Jethro about it, and didn't know that Jethro had guessed and had made Ducky spill the beans.
19. She dies a hero's death, and protects our noble leader, Gibbs from dastardly Russian agents who seek revenge for what happened in Paris 9 years ago...and she takes out 4, whilst fatally wounded. And she cheats death of its sting, because she was terminally ill anyway. WAY TO GO JENNY!
Music for her Funeral?
Pre-finale choices:
1. Anything by Jethro Tull
2. The Last Time (Ever I Saw Your Face)
3. Last Tango in Paris (theme music)
4. Bye, bye blackbird
5. Jenny Lind Polka
6. I dream of Jenny with the light red hair
7. Goodnight Sweetheart
8. Stand by me
9. It's time for (him) to go
10. Hallelujah chorus
11. Lacrymosa
12. Bad, bad Leroy Brown (er, Gibbs)
13. A total eclipse of the heart
14. Don't go breakin' my heart
15. So long (it's been good to know you)
16. Now is the hour (when we must say goodbye)
17. Sorry seems to be the hardest word
18. This train is bound for glory
19. Swing low, sweet chariot (coming for to carry me home)
20. The Lord is my Director Shepard
21. Anchors Aweigh!
22. I shot the Sheriff (but I did not shoot the Deputy)
23. Like a candle in the wind (Elton John)
24. Killing me softly with his song
25. Bagpiper's lament (Ducky on the bagpipes)
26. My Immortal
27. Had a Bad Day
BUT THE WINNER HAS TO BE.....
28. Pistol Packin' Momma
What will they eat at the wake?
RUSSIAN CAVIAR
PIROSHKI
VODKA
Gunpowder Tea....
Frog's legs
Es-car-go!
Humble pie
Nothing containing nougat (because Abby hates nougat)
Steak au poivre (pepper steak...her favourite)
No garlic (since we wouldn't want any repeats or would we?)
Cabello de Ángel (angel hair - a kind of quince jelly)
Angel Hair pasta
Shepard's Pie
Duck
What flowers will they lay upon her coffin?
Red roses
Freesias
Lily of the valley
Forget-me-nots
A wreath of Holly
Leaves from a laurel bush
White roses
Who does she come back to haunt?
Jethro - while he's working on the boat
Fornell - just to for the fun of it
Tony - she sends him insinuating images of her flaunting herself at him
Hollis Mann - because she took Jethro away from her
Tony - because he falls for Jeanne instead of her
Abby - because she told all her secrets to Jethro, after she had told her not to (but Abby thinks It's Way Cool!!)
McGee - for the sheer hell of it
Palmer - because she doesn't like Agent Lee
Ducky - to keep him talking (this would be his first "patient" to talk back)
Jeanne - for being The Frog's daughter
Tony - she knows he's afraid of vampires, so she pretends to be oneEvery guy thats hit on her during an investigation - because she is angry it is at work.
Ziva - every time she muddles up her English idioms
Jethro - because he not only invented Rule 12 but stuck by it
Tony - because he follows everything Jethro does and also stuck by Rule 12 despite her insinuations
Leon-because he's sitting in HER chair, in HER office.
Ducky's Funeral:
Cause of death?
1. His mother hits him over the head with an umbrella.
2. Palmer smothers him after one story too many
3. A corpse answers him back during post-mortem and he drops dead
4. Gibbs poisons his afternoon tea
5. ODs on viagra in attempt to keep up with Abby
6. Fornell shuts him in the Gibbs' conference room (the lift) and forgets he's there
7. Catches a fatal bout of flu from wearing a kilt in winter instead of trousers
8. A corpse is a trap for Ducky when Ducky cuts into the corpses head a fine white powder becomes known and Ducky dies silently and painlessly.
9. His wood-framed car becomes the target of a giant termite monster. 13. She ODs on Gibbs' bourbon
14. Acute allergy to sawdust causes anaphylactic shock with fatal consequences.
15. Gibbs' death glare when she said something she shouldn't, was effective
16. Her halo fell and choked her
17. The germ-a-phobe wants her job so she suffocates Jenny in bubble wrap.
18. She had a degenerative condition that would affect motor skills and take a long time...but we still don't know which condition that was. We know she never told Jethro about it, and didn't know that Jethro had guessed and had made Ducky spill the beans.
19. She dies a hero's death, and protects our noble leader, Gibbs from dastardly Russian agents who seek revenge for what happened in Paris 9 years ago...and she takes out 4, whilst fatally wounded. And she cheats death of its sting, because she was terminally ill anyway. WAY TO GO JENNY!
Music for her Funeral?
Pre-finale choices:
1. Anything by Jethro Tull
2. The Last Time (Ever I Saw Your Face)
3. Last Tango in Paris (theme music)
4. Bye, bye blackbird
5. Jenny Lind Polka
6. I dream of Jenny with the light red hair
7. Goodnight Sweetheart
8. Stand by me
9. It's time for (him) to go
10. Hallelujah chorus
11. Lacrymosa
12. Bad, bad Leroy Brown (er, Gibbs)
13. A total eclipse of the heart
14. Don't go breakin' my heart
15. So long (it's been good to know you)
16. Now is the hour (when we must say goodbye)
17. Sorry seems to be the hardest word
18. This train is bound for glory
19. Swing low, sweet chariot (coming for to carry me home)
20. The Lord is my Director Shepard
21. Anchors Aweigh!
22. I shot the Sheriff (but I did not shoot the Deputy)
23. Like a candle in the wind (Elton John)
24. Killing me softly with his song
25. Bagpiper's lament (Ducky on the bagpipes)
26. My Immortal
27. Had a Bad Day
BUT THE WINNER HAS TO BE.....
28. Pistol Packin' Momma
What will they eat at the wake?
RUSSIAN CAVIAR
PIROSHKI
VODKA
Gunpowder Tea....
Frog's legs
Es-car-go!
Humble pie
Nothing containing nougat (because Abby hates nougat)
Steak au poivre (pepper steak...her favourite)
No garlic (since we wouldn't want any repeats or would we?)
Cabello de Ángel (angel hair - a kind of quince jelly)
Angel Hair pasta
Shepard's Pie
Duck
What flowers will they lay upon her coffin?
Red roses
Freesias
Lily of the valley
Forget-me-nots
A wreath of Holly
Leaves from a laurel bush
White roses
Who does she come back to haunt?
Jethro - while he's working on the boat
Fornell - just to for the fun of it
Tony - she sends him insinuating images of her flaunting herself at him
Hollis Mann - because she took Jethro away from her
Tony - because he falls for Jeanne instead of her
Abby - because she told all her secrets to Jethro, after she had told her not to (but Abby thinks It's Way Cool!!)
McGee - for the sheer hell of it
Palmer - because she doesn't like Agent Lee
Ducky - to keep him talking (this would be his first "patient" to talk back)
Jeanne - for being The Frog's daughter
Tony - she knows he's afraid of vampires, so she pretends to be one
Ziva - every time she muddles up her English idioms
Jethro - because he not only invented Rule 12 but stuck by it
Tony - because he follows everything Jethro does and also stuck by Rule 12 despite her insinuations
Leon-because he's sitting in HER chair, in HER office.
Ducky's Funeral:
Cause of death?
1. His mother hits him over the head with an umbrella.
2. Palmer smothers him after one story too many
3. A corpse answers him back during post-mortem and he drops dead
4. Gibbs poisons his afternoon tea
5. ODs on viagra in attempt to keep up with Abby
6. Fornell shuts him in the Gibbs' conference room (the lift) and forgets he's there
7. Catches a fatal bout of flu from wearing a kilt in winter instead of trousers
8. A corpse is a trap for Ducky when Ducky cuts into the corpses head a fine white powder becomes known and Ducky dies silently and painlessly.
Music for his funeral:
- Scotland the brave
- Piper's lament
- Donald where's yer trewsers (Scottish pronunciation here)
- A Jimmy Shand polka
- Flower of Scotland
- Soundtrack from Braveheart
- Something Gaelic
What they'll eat/drink at the wake:
- Haggis
- Stew and dumplings
- Shortbread
- Glendfiddich
- Earl Grey tea
- Pato lacado
- Pato a la naranja
Flowers they'll lay on his coffin:
- Thistle
- Heather
Ziva's Funeral:
Cause of death?
1. Accidentally kills herself when demonstrating how to kill somebody with a paperclip
2. Pines to death because Tony refuses to fall in love with her
3. She fights with Jeanne over Tony and loses with fatal consequences
4. She ate non-kosher food by mistake and it poisoned her
5. Abby slaps her to death because Ziva doubted Gibbs
6. Tony and McGee's constant corrections of her incorrect usage of English idioms, stress her out fatally
7. Jeanne shoots Ziva for stealing Tony from her.
8. Loses the Orange Beanie and dies from grief
9. Tony for her constantly reminding him she was a better shot/fighting
Music for her Funeral:
1. Bella bellisima
2. Sunday Bloody Sunday
3. Secret Agent
4. Fighter
5. Miss Independant
What they will eat/drink:
Music for his Funeral:
From the Halls of Montezuma to the shores of Tripoli, you will always find us watching
Gibbs' show, "N-Kiss", on TV.
Because the show is mesmeri-sing, we keep on coming back for more.
The writers strike was hard to take and actors had a little break but now they've aired new episodes.
The plot will thicken and a death seems likely to remove our breath in a two-hour finale show.
(The rest of this song is on the NCIS Party Songs page in the NCIS Entertainment section...)
4. Fighter
5. Miss Independant
What they will eat/drink:
1. Berry-Mango Madness
2. Heidi's Mojitos (5.16 "Recoil")
McGee's Funeral:
Cause of death?
1. A Windows virus kills him for using Mac instead of Office Word to write his novels.
2. He gets run down walking across the street while text messaging.
3. His computer crashed and he cant live with that, for a computer geek it's a national disaster!
4. His computer is actually a bomb which explodes when he turns it on.
5. He writes another novel where in "Tommy and Lisa" have an extended sex scene. His body is found next to a paperclip.
2. Heidi's Mojitos (5.16 "Recoil")
McGee's Funeral:
Cause of death?
1. A Windows virus kills him for using Mac instead of Office Word to write his novels.
2. He gets run down walking across the street while text messaging.
3. His computer crashed and he cant live with that, for a computer geek it's a national disaster!
4. His computer is actually a bomb which explodes when he turns it on.
5. He writes another novel where in "Tommy and Lisa" have an extended sex scene. His body is found next to a paperclip.
6. Tony grabs him and draws his gun "Say Uncle", He did not
Music for his Funeral:
1. The elements song
2. Julie Andrews
3. Zamfir: master of the pan flute
4. Instead of music a lecture is given on being an Alpha Male
5. The Very best of David Hasselhoff
Abby's Funeral:
Cause of death?
1. OD's on CafPow.
2. Gibbs forgets to kiss her on her cheek and say good girl so she pines to death.
3. The new dress code fatally stresses her out.
4. Bert turns on her.
5. Opens a laptop and a fine white powder comes out she inhales and dies
Music for her funeral:
1. Funeral of a good girl
2. Plastic Death
3. Anything that has to do with Dogs
What will they eat/drink at her wake:
Tony's Funeral:
Cause of death?
1. All the girls in his little black book ganged up on him.
2. Gibbs swiped him harder than usual lost his footing and broke his crown - now Gibbs is sad.
3. McGee sent him a deadly computer virus and Tony being Tony ended up being infected.
4. Ziva killed him with a paper clip.
5. Abby bear hugged him after a CafPow OD and squeezed the life out of him.
6. One of Ducky's stories left him catatonic and Palmer thought he was dead and started doing the post-mortem without checking with Ducky first.
7. Jeanne, after saying she never wanted to see him again, meant it literally and killed him so she would never see his face anywhere.
8. Ducky's mother kills him because he was supposed to be her gigolo and not Jeanne's
What will they eat/drink?
Fornell's Funeral: (we all know how jealous he is of Gibbs+Giblets, so thought we ought to include him, to stop his whining)
Cause of death?
1. In a duel with Gibbs over Jenny.
2. In a duel with Gibbs over Hollis.
3. Tony kills him with a movie reference.
4. Ducky tells him a horror story about the corpse that came back to life during the post-mortem examination.
5. Ziva kills him with a snap of her fingers.
6. Probie in the form Elf Lord has him killed by an army of trolls.
7. Kort accidentally shoots him when trying to kill Tony.
8. He chokes to death on his gum.
9. Gibbs "Gibbs Slaps" him causing his head to strike the side of the conference room (elevator) wall.
To the tune of the Bold Gendarmes (or the Marine Corps' Hymn)) 4. Instead of music a lecture is given on being an Alpha Male
5. The Very best of David Hasselhoff
Abby's Funeral:
Cause of death?
1. OD's on CafPow.
2. Gibbs forgets to kiss her on her cheek and say good girl so she pines to death.
3. The new dress code fatally stresses her out.
4. Bert turns on her.
5. Opens a laptop and a fine white powder comes out she inhales and dies
Music for her funeral:
1. Funeral of a good girl
2. Plastic Death
3. Anything that has to do with Dogs
What will they eat/drink at her wake:
- Caf Pow
- Red Bull
- Popcorn (she always eats it when forced to watch pornos or scan photos)
- Nothing with nougat in
Tony's Funeral:
Cause of death?
1. All the girls in his little black book ganged up on him.
2. Gibbs swiped him harder than usual lost his footing and broke his crown - now Gibbs is sad.
3. McGee sent him a deadly computer virus and Tony being Tony ended up being infected.
4. Ziva killed him with a paper clip.
5. Abby bear hugged him after a CafPow OD and squeezed the life out of him.
6. One of Ducky's stories left him catatonic and Palmer thought he was dead and started doing the post-mortem without checking with Ducky first.
7. Jeanne, after saying she never wanted to see him again, meant it literally and killed him so she would never see his face anywhere.
8. Ducky's mother kills him because he was supposed to be her gigolo and not Jeanne's
9. Jethro the dog pees on Tony's Gucci shoes and Tony dies from grief.
10. Loses his touch with women and pines to death remembering his days as Casanova
11. He tries to kill Michael because he was so jealous and then Ziva kills him for trying to kill Michael.
12. Tried eating Chinese take-out with chopsticks and one chopstick got stuck in his throat
13. Drowned beer-bonging
14. A vampire bat caught him unawares and now he's a vampire too, among the living dead (but then he never did do things by the book and much less quietly!)
15. Ziva shoots him when he says that he will never love her the way he did Jeanne
16. Is shot during a shoot out with Sacks
Music for his funeral:
1. I get knocked down
2. Romeo and Juliet
3. something from Frank Sinatra
4. Heartbreak Hotel
5. Only fools rush in
6. I'm just a Gigolo
7. I Will Always Love You from The Bodyguard
10. Loses his touch with women and pines to death remembering his days as Casanova
11. He tries to kill Michael because he was so jealous and then Ziva kills him for trying to kill Michael.
12. Tried eating Chinese take-out with chopsticks and one chopstick got stuck in his throat
13. Drowned beer-bonging
14. A vampire bat caught him unawares and now he's a vampire too, among the living dead (but then he never did do things by the book and much less quietly!)
15. Ziva shoots him when he says that he will never love her the way he did Jeanne
16. Is shot during a shoot out with Sacks
Music for his funeral:
1. I get knocked down
2. Romeo and Juliet
3. something from Frank Sinatra
4. Heartbreak Hotel
5. Only fools rush in
6. I'm just a Gigolo
7. I Will Always Love You from The Bodyguard
What will they eat/drink?
1. Pizza
2. Beer (via beer-bonging)
3. Hypercaloric fast-food
4. Jelly Donuts
Gibbs' Funeral:
Cause of death?
1. Ex-wife beats him to death with golf iron.
2. Caffeine withdrawal symptoms too much after Ducky bans him from drinking coffee.
3. 3 ex-wives gang up on him.
4. Hollis and Jen gang up on him.
5. Abby's squeals of delight knock him dead.
6. Agent Lee was practising knife throwing when he got in the way.
7. He finally finishes the boat and goes down with it.
8. The ex-wife he shares with Fornell kills him for presenting her to Fornell.
9. Ari is not dead (need I say more?)
Music for his funeral:
1. Float (no don't sink the boat) Flogging Molly
2. Woodenheart
3. The Boat that I Row
4. Row, Row, Row your Boat
5. Sailing
6. My baby's got blue eyes
7. Blue eyes crying in the rain
8. Sit down you're rocking the boat (from Guys and Dolls)
9. My Heart will go On (from Titanic)
What they'll eat/drink:
3. Hypercaloric fast-food
4. Jelly Donuts
Gibbs' Funeral:
Cause of death?
1. Ex-wife beats him to death with golf iron.
2. Caffeine withdrawal symptoms too much after Ducky bans him from drinking coffee.
3. 3 ex-wives gang up on him.
4. Hollis and Jen gang up on him.
5. Abby's squeals of delight knock him dead.
6. Agent Lee was practising knife throwing when he got in the way.
7. He finally finishes the boat and goes down with it.
8. The ex-wife he shares with Fornell kills him for presenting her to Fornell.
9. Ari is not dead (need I say more?)
Music for his funeral:
1. Float (no don't sink the boat) Flogging Molly
2. Woodenheart
3. The Boat that I Row
4. Row, Row, Row your Boat
5. Sailing
6. My baby's got blue eyes
7. Blue eyes crying in the rain
8. Sit down you're rocking the boat (from Guys and Dolls)
9. My Heart will go On (from Titanic)
What they'll eat/drink:
- Coffee, lots of coffee
- Bourbon
Fornell's Funeral: (we all know how jealous he is of Gibbs+Giblets, so thought we ought to include him, to stop his whining)
Cause of death?
1. In a duel with Gibbs over Jenny.
2. In a duel with Gibbs over Hollis.
3. Tony kills him with a movie reference.
4. Ducky tells him a horror story about the corpse that came back to life during the post-mortem examination.
5. Ziva kills him with a snap of her fingers.
6. Probie in the form Elf Lord has him killed by an army of trolls.
7. Kort accidentally shoots him when trying to kill Tony.
8. He chokes to death on his gum.
9. Gibbs "Gibbs Slaps" him causing his head to strike the side of the conference room (elevator) wall.
10. Tony finally snaps and kills him when Fornell accuses him of murder for the third time.
11: The ex-wife he shares with Gibbs kills him with a niblick because he refuses to increase the alimony.
12. He uses a normal rope to hang himself instead of the magic Don't-die-from-hanging rope he normally uses when faking his own death.
Music for his funeral:
1. Anything on a harmonica
2. Men in Black theme
Jimmy Palmer's Funeral:
Cause of death?
1. Because he was an autopsy gremlin they had him liquidised like the gremlins in the film to stop him from spawning.
2. He went to the wrong crime scene and got shot by mistake for intruding.
3. Ducky's tales were too much and he dropped dead literally.
4. He was assaulted by Ducky's mother who thought he was another gigolo and died from fright.
5. Agent Lee was finally just too much for him, and his heart gave out. But he died with a smile on his face.
6. He got lost again and they never found him.
11: The ex-wife he shares with Gibbs kills him with a niblick because he refuses to increase the alimony.
12. He uses a normal rope to hang himself instead of the magic Don't-die-from-hanging rope he normally uses when faking his own death.
Music for his funeral:
1. Anything on a harmonica
2. Men in Black theme
Jimmy Palmer's Funeral:
Cause of death?
1. Because he was an autopsy gremlin they had him liquidised like the gremlins in the film to stop him from spawning.
2. He went to the wrong crime scene and got shot by mistake for intruding.
3. Ducky's tales were too much and he dropped dead literally.
4. He was assaulted by Ducky's mother who thought he was another gigolo and died from fright.
5. Agent Lee was finally just too much for him, and his heart gave out. But he died with a smile on his face.
6. He got lost again and they never found him.
7. Gets kicked out of his apartment and begins sleeping in an autopsy drawer, unfortunately, the door sticks and Ducky is out of town.
8: Gerald comes back and he and Jimmy fight to the death over the right to be Ducky's
assistant.
9. Ducky feels that Jimmy never listens to his stories and takes a scalpel to his throat.
Music at his funeral:
1. Soundtrack to the Gremlins
assistant.
9. Ducky feels that Jimmy never listens to his stories and takes a scalpel to his throat.
Music at his funeral:
1. Soundtrack to the Gremlins
From the Halls of Montezuma to the shores of Tripoli, you will always find us watching
Gibbs' show, "N-Kiss", on TV.
Because the show is mesmeri-sing, we keep on coming back for more.
The writers strike was hard to take and actors had a little break but now they've aired new episodes.
The plot will thicken and a death seems likely to remove our breath in a two-hour finale show.
(The rest of this song is on the NCIS Party Songs page in the NCIS Entertainment section...)
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| rosefern282 | Paperclip | 0 | Feb 16 2009, 8:45 AM EST by rosefern282 | ||
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LOL.
Paperclip (and Ziva) seems to appear in lots of causes of death :D Dangerous. |
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| samsterco | Response | 2 | Jan 27 2009, 5:37 PM EST by Ziva'sBiggestFan | ||
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I live in Canada and have seen the Season Finale and know who dies. It is Jenny. A new director comes in. DiNozzo and McGee are sent to different Navy bases and I think they leave the show. Ziva is sent back to Israel. Gibbs gets a new team. I am assuming that these people leave the show.
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| Ziva'sBiggestFan | McGee's cause of death | 0 | Jan 27 2009, 5:35 PM EST by Ziva'sBiggestFan | ||
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I loved McGee's 5th cause of death. LOL. "His body was found next to a paperclip. Do you think Tony was in on it too?
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