Thought perhaps people could add here the English idioms that Ziva gets back to front, and if possible with the episode in question, since I think they're worth a page on their own.

Die deutschen Ziva-ismen wurden alle mit der deutschen Synchronisation erstellt und deren ungefähren Zeitangaben hinzugefügt.
Es sind KEINE wörtlichen Übersetzungen, weil dabei der Witz verloren ginge.

Pensé que quizás la gente podría añadir aquí la traducción al español de las frases idiomáticas inglesas con las que se líe Ziva, y si es posible con el capítulo en cuestión, ya que creo que merecen su propia página

Episode 6.1 - Last Man Standing

No Ziva-isms

Episode 6.2 - Agent Afloat

Mcgee and Ziva are going over the crime scene (approx. 5 min in) Ziva: Crime scene skills are getting a bit dusty. McGee: Rusty.

German version: McGee and Ziva sprechen am Tatort über den vermutlichen Ablauf (4min40sec): Ziva: Du warst einfach viel zu lange in der Internet-Abteilung. Deine Fähigkeiten als Ermittler sind eben - eingerastet. McGee: Eingerostet.

Tony: Hell of a Co-winki-dink. Ziva: What’s a quink-a-dink? Tony: Coincidence. Ziva: You believe this is a Co-wink-a-quink?

German version: Tony and Ziva durchsuchen die Koje von Lieutenant Evans (31min25sec): Tony: Irrer Zufall-a-la. Ziva: Was ist ein Zufall-a-la? Tony: Natürlich ein Zufall. Ziva: Du meinst wirklich, das war ein Ze-fa-lu-lu?

Episode 6.3 - Capitol Offense

Ziva, Tony, McGee and Abby in the office (approx. 2 min in) Tony: What's going on here? McGee: Don't know. Don't care. None of my business DiNosey. Ziva: You are such a control geek. Tony: Freak. Ziva: Yes, that too.

Vance comes down the stairs and calls out to Gibbs. Vance: Got a minute. (Gibbs silently joins him.) Tony: So what’s up with El Jefe? Yesterday he leaves the crime scene with no explanation. Today he knew the Admiral had a problem with the victim. Where did he get that? McGee: Maybe he’s bluffing. Tony: Un-un. It was on the nose. Ziva: Who’s nose? Tony: On the money. Bulls eye. Right as rain. You were doing better before you went back to Israel. You’ve reverted. (Ziva gives Tony a look and clicks the pointer she’s holding in his face.)

Episode 6.4 - Heartland

No Ziva-isms

Episode 6.5 - Nine Lives

Ziva: What is it that is bothering you so much Tony? Tony: Do I look troubled? McGee: As a matter of fact... Ziva: Are you getting so hot and bothersome because uh, you think I may be having a little fun? Ziva, Tony and McGee in the office (approx. 13 min in) Ziva: No wonder he's keeping his cards so close to his breasts. (McGee looking at Ziva and nodding in sarcastic agreement)

Episode 6.6 - Murder 2.0

No Ziva-isms

Episode 6.7 - Collateral Damage

No Ziva-isms

Episode 6.8 - Cloak

McGee: You know what they say about a watched pot, Tony… Ziva: Calls the kettle black. McGee: Never boils

Episode 6.9 - Dagger

No Ziva-isms

Episode 6.10 - Road Kill

Ziva: How is that for old school slothing? Tony: Sleuthing. Having fun yet?

Episode 6.11 - Silent Night

Episode 6.12 - Caged

Episode 6.13 - Broken Bird

Episode 6.14 - Love & War

Episode 6.15 - Deliverance

Ziva: We canvassed the area. No one is talking. There is a smurf war... Tony: Turf war. Ziva: ...between two competing gangs.

Episode 6.16 - Bounce

Episode 6.17 - South by Southwest

Ziva (To McGee): You did not change when your books made you plush. McGee: Flush.

Episode 6.18 - Knockout

Episode 6.19 - Hide and Seek

Episode 6.20 - Dead Reckoning

Ziva: ...his fingers in many eyes Tony: Pies...

Episode 6.21 - Toxic

Ziva: She claimed Heller was not there but I smelled fish. What?! McGee: Fishy...

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